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18-11-08, 07:11 PM
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The Teacer
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Dear Deirdre of the dot org
Help me with my dilemma please
There's this guy I fancy who really thinks that girls drinking pints is cool but if I drink pints I want to go pee pee all the time what should I do?
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18-11-08, 07:15 PM
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Re: Dear Deirdre of the dot org
Must you drink pints just to get his attention??? If it takes as little as this to get his attention then think how quickly you may lose his attention.
If you must drink pints tho drink on a full belly. You must also hold your first pee of the night as long as you can. Once the flood gates are opened they won't close. But if you pee after drinking 3 pints you will find your pee are farther between than if you pee'd after 1. 
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18-11-08, 07:15 PM
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Re: Dear Deirdre of the dot org
Wear a nappy.
He might be into that as well.
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18-11-08, 07:15 PM
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Re: Dear Deirdre of the dot org
Dear Messie - nice to hear from you again. I would recommmend trying one of these as a possible solution to your problem: http://www.shewee.com/
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18-11-08, 07:16 PM
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Re: Dear Deirdre of the dot org
Eat, it will help absorb the liquid (and alcohol).
If he was to really like you as much as you like him he wouldn't be bothered if you drank pints or not. |
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18-11-08, 07:16 PM
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Re: Dear Deirdre of the dot org
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18-11-08, 07:18 PM
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Re: Dear Deirdre of the dot org
messie you are my hero!
and they call us stupid |
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18-11-08, 07:19 PM
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Re: Dear Deirdre of the dot org
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18-11-08, 07:22 PM
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18-11-08, 08:00 PM
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Re: Dear Deirdre of the dot org
Be yourself, do not pretend to be anyone else.
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