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Old 09-11-10, 02:45 PM   #1
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anyone want it..

open to offers.
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Old 09-11-10, 02:46 PM   #2
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58p and a melted Mars Bar?
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Old 09-11-10, 02:47 PM   #3
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i'll do a swap. council house 2 kids and a wife.

plus points. you wont have a mortgage and you gain 2 kids as slaves. i know it sounds to good to be true.
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Old 09-11-10, 02:51 PM   #4
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i'll do a swap. council house 2 kids and a wife.

plus points. you wont have a mortgage and you gain 2 kids as slaves. i know it sounds to good to be true.
Whats the wife like? age/weight/photo preferred?






















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Old 09-11-10, 02:54 PM   #5
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mmm melted mars bar...
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Old 09-11-10, 02:59 PM   #6
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2 pints of recycled best bitter, still warm!
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Old 09-11-10, 03:03 PM   #7
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Whats the wife like? age/weight/photo preferred?
the U rating will not allow me to divulge. but to say Hagrid from HP would fit the bill.
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Old 09-11-10, 03:08 PM   #8
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too salty Tim..

need watch me heart .
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Old 09-11-10, 03:19 PM   #9
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Will swap for mine.

I will throw in a pint too if ya want. Least I get a decent swap on the bike front LOL

On the condition we keep our own partners, no offence Mandy but you have not got the assets I require
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Old 09-11-10, 03:34 PM   #10
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You appear to have the perfect life to the casual observer, Quiff. The lovely Mandy, freedom to do bike trips and apparently hardly any work to do but enough pay to live well. Only negative is of course that god damn ugly Viffer.

Get yourself a Duke and your perfect life will be complete!
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