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Mum what are you doing?
I'm ironing, Yes I can see that, what are you ironing? It's a bag. A carrier bag? No it's a bag for life. Right so it's a fabric holland and barret bag for life/carrier bag... Yes, what's your point Simon? Erm, you're weird mum. |
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Friend of mine used to share a flat with bloke that ironed everything, socks, pants, sheets, towels, even tea towels - everything.
He's a strange lad, friendly, but strange.
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Tumble dryers act as good irons, if that fails then the only thing I iron is a shirt
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My mum irons tea towels, pants, the lot. Just wear lycra cat suits every day and you'll never have to iron anything.
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"mum, have you got any milk?" "yes" "I can't see it?" "in the freezer" "oh, great I'll finish making this cuppa in 6-8 hours then"
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Yeah my mum is also a freak like that, shes also OCD about cleaning!
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Ironing was my new years resolution and guess what?
i've learn't to iron ![]() sad i know but the modern man has to be able to do everything his self ![]() i only iron stuff you can see, if its hidden its not ironed ![]() |
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Just thinking about that now...
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If an SV650 has a flat tyre in the forest and no-one is there to blow it up, how long will it be 'til someone posts that the reg/rec is duff and the world will end unless a CBR unit is fitted? A little bit of knowledge = a dangerous thing. "a deathless anthem of nuclear-strength romantic angst" |
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pmsl pmsl !! bet she irons ya undies too !!
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