People names that match their appearance/ job/ personality... - SV650.org

15-10-12, 06:05 AM

You know the ones, where somebody's surname might be connected to their job or looks.
I've just seen in the news, a weather girl called Sara BLIZZARD, doubly funny as today is the 25th anniversary of the really bad hurricane we had in '87

Also, there was a really fat kid in my school called B.Weight

Anymore?

Bri w · 15-10-12, 06:55 AM

My surname is Willerton. I have a big heavy... must remember the U-rating

15-10-12, 07:03 AM

If Bri's willer weighs a ton, does that mean I have four balls?

I used to work with a Richard Seed, and he was a total self abuser. He used to delight in telling customers his name was

'**** Seed', then when inevitability asked for clarification he'd say 'yes 'Seed' as in plough the field and furrow'. His job was telesales cold calling, he didn't get very many leads.

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Littlepeahead · 15-10-12, 08:23 AM

I used to work for a record label and my counterpart in Japan had a brilliant name. We never tired in our office of ringing her so we could hear her answer the phone, "Hello... Nina "procreate" yu

Mark_h · 15-10-12, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Littlepeahead

I used to work for a record label and my counterpart in Japan had a brilliant name. We never tired in our office of ringing her so we could hear her answer the phone, "Hello... Nina Procreate Yu."

I genuinely used to work with an American called Michael Hunt who was very rarely called Mike. He was however a decent bloke.

15-10-12, 08:45 AM

Remember the U rating guys.

Sir Trev · 15-10-12, 08:58 AM

In my early days at EDS one of the finance team in Germany was called Doris. Her surname to us was slang for "lady garden" and one of our guys would frequently bellow out asking if anyone had Doris M****'s phone mumber, despite knowing it already... I met her once and can confirm she was one letter off being very well described by her name. The description was used by Jade Goody as she was not sure if she was one herself.

Think I got away without triggering the U rating there!

SIII · 15-10-12, 09:07 AM

The first teaching job had a woodwork teacher - Mr Wood.
And the biology teacher's were - Dr and Mrs Organ.
And the best - the music teacher was Mrs Tune!!!

15-10-12, 09:15 AM

My surname is Law. I'm a cop!

15-10-12, 09:30 AM

There was a dietitian at Kingston Hospital with the surname Whalebelly.

15-10-12, 06:05 AM	#1
Specialone Guest Posts: n/a	People names that match their appearance/ job/ personality... You know the ones, where somebody's surname might be connected to their job or looks. I've just seen in the news, a weather girl called Sara BLIZZARD, doubly funny as today is the 25th anniversary of the really bad hurricane we had in '87 Also, there was a really fat kid in my school called B.Weight Anymore?

15-10-12, 06:55 AM	#2
Bri w Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Turre, Almeria Posts: 668	Re: People names that match their appearance/ job/ personality... My surname is Willerton. I have a big heavy... must remember the U-rating __________________ *"It's not the years in your life, it's the life in your years."* Currently - Fighting the urge... seen a nice Triumph America Previously - Honda CB125, Honda CB400-4 & BSA B40, Moto Guzzi 850, Yamaha RD250, Suzuki GT380, Kawasaki Z1B, Kawasaki Z650, Honda VFR, Triumph Street Triple R.

15-10-12, 07:03 AM	#3
-Ralph- Guest Posts: n/a	If Bri's willer weighs a ton, does that mean I have four balls? I used to work with a Richard Seed, and he was a total self abuser. He used to delight in telling customers his name was '**** Seed', then when inevitability asked for clarification he'd say 'yes 'Seed' as in plough the field and furrow'. His job was telesales cold calling, he didn't get very many leads. Sent from my Galaxy S3 using Tapatalk Last edited by -Ralph-; 15-10-12 at 09:22 AM.

15-10-12, 08:23 AM	#4
Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Saaarrrfff Posts: 2,908	Re: People names that match their appearance/ job/ personality... I used to work for a record label and my counterpart in Japan had a brilliant name. We never tired in our office of ringing her so we could hear her answer the phone, "Hello... Nina "procreate" yu __________________ Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind... Last edited by Kilted Ginger; 15-10-12 at 08:44 AM.

15-10-12, 08:45 AM	#6
Kilted Ginger Guest Posts: n/a	Re: People names that match their appearance/ job/ personality... Remember the U rating guys.

15-10-12, 08:58 AM	#7
Sir Trev Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: High Wycombe, where the chair factories used to be Posts: 1,479	Re: People names that match their appearance/ job/ personality... In my early days at EDS one of the finance team in Germany was called Doris. Her surname to us was slang for "lady garden" and one of our guys would frequently bellow out asking if anyone had Doris M****'s phone mumber, despite knowing it already... I met her once and can confirm she was one letter off being very well described by her name. The description was used by Jade Goody as she was not sure if she was one herself. Think I got away without triggering the U rating there! __________________ We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town, BEEP BEEP!

15-10-12, 09:07 AM	#8
SIII Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Dumfries and Galloway Posts: 1,319	Re: People names that match their appearance/ job/ personality... The first teaching job had a woodwork teacher - Mr Wood. And the biology teacher's were - Dr and Mrs Organ. And the best - the music teacher was Mrs Tune!!! __________________ "You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuk-U. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground" The Stoppy King

15-10-12, 09:15 AM	#9
Lawman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: People names that match their appearance/ job/ personality... My surname is Law. I'm a cop!

15-10-12, 09:30 AM	#10
Stenno Guest Posts: n/a	Re: People names that match their appearance/ job/ personality... There was a dietitian at Kingston Hospital with the surname Whalebelly.

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