Fallout's New Model Britain!

This originated in another thread, but in short, we've decided that as the current and previous Governments have displayed a complete lack of the necessary skills needed to successfully run a country we have decided to take over!

We need to fill all cabinet positions, so please feel free to put yourself forward for any position you feel you could do a better job in than the inbred idiot currently doing the job.

The positions currently filled in the new regime are;

Prime Minister - Fallout.
Transport Minister - Thunderace.
Defence Minister - Dave Preston.

I hope to see an application from Mark_h for Education Minister.

Please help us restore this countries sanity!

Can I look after Sex Education for the over 18's please?

foreign secretary - chezvegas85

before a bnp biker gets in

Damnit, and I.was going to change the name back to the colonial office too.

[Mark_h]

Prime Minister - Fallout.
Transport Minister - Thunderace.
Defence Minister - Dave Preston
foreign secretary - chezvegas85
Sexual Health Minister - Idle Biker
Sustainability Minister -MarkH

Now just to set expectations. Sustainability in the new model is not energy saving lightbulbs and knit-your-own muesli, it's more of a sustainable behavior approach. Anyone not achieving the standard will be sent to the PUB. Which is the Pit of Unsustainable Behaviour.

For example :-
Someone dings your car in a carpark and does not hang around - to the PUB.
Someone drops litter out of a car window - to the PUB
Someone nicks your breakfast in a biker cafe, slap then to the PUB

Also folks loose and gain sustainability credits for behaviour:-
Voluntary work +credits; look after neighbours who can't look after themselves +credits ; discourteous behaviour -credits; walking through London stations at the wrong speed while playing with iPhone -credits etc
When credit balance hits zero time to visit the PUB.

As part of the sustainability policy you can not get a car or bike license unless you can demonstrate basic mechanical capability and have a reasonable sustainability credit balance.

As sustainability minister I set credit rules, determine who goes to the PUB. There may be elements of democracy within and around the sustainability office but the breadth of the democracy will be determined as we go along.

Sounds fair enough to me

[DJ123]

I'll be Minister for Road Safety

Can I be the minister for administrative affairs?

Can i be the minister for roadside recovery?

Transport Ministers first policy amendment;

Not so much no speed limit, just get rid of 30 and below, 40 for built up areas, extremely loud exhausts for everyone to let the kiddies know to stay off the road, national speed limit set to 120 with a minimum speed of 90 on dual carriageways and motorways, punishable by death to all those Sunday drivers!
And bus lanes resurfaced and re-named racing lanes, and all forms of mass transit to be melted down and recycled into after market bits and bobs, train tracks to be removed and tarmacked for use by bikes only, all HGV's banned from minor roads! All cyclists over the age of 17 are to be rounded up and shot, but to save ammo, first thing to do is fence in the population of Cambridge, and use a small tactical strike to eliminate several thousand cyclists in one go!

The train track thing is aimed at those like me who relish the opportunity to max out your bike from time to time, most of you lot have seen me try and corners keep getting in the way!

Originally Posted by Thunderace

T All cyclists over the age of 17 are to be rounded up and shot, but to save ammo, first thing to do is fence in the population of Cambridge, and use a small tactical strike to eliminate several thousand cyclists in one go!

HAHA. Did anyone spy the Hi-vis cyclist holding up atleast 6 cars and a line of bikes up a long hill? Was shortly after leaving loomies, i thought it was hysterical how tired he looked. Guy needs to get an engine, much easier.