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05-06-14, 09:59 AM
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If you want a bigger willy...
Let this act as a warning to you.
A vain Malaysian man who ordered a penis enlarger online was stunned when the device was delivered - a magnifying glass! To add insult to injury the magnifying glass came with an instruction that would at least prevent the man from causing injury to himself. It read: Do Not Use in Sunlight. I did chuckle reading that on the train this morning.  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-sunlight.html
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05-06-14, 01:02 PM
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Re: If you want a bigger willy...
I once wished for a massive ****.
Worst mistake I ever made, he sits in my spare room all day using up my electricity. |
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05-06-14, 03:07 PM
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Re: If you want a bigger willy...
I had heard that Fallout had moved in.
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06-06-14, 03:47 PM
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Where the hell am I?
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Re: If you want a bigger willy...
Yeh, it happened to me too. Erm i mean a friend, errrm, yeh he got doen with that scam too. My mate that it. Not me.
It categorically wasn't me ok! Anyone wanna buy a magnifying glass, one carefull oner, never used?
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