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Old 03-03-06, 06:18 PM   #1
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Default Which one to sack? <joke>

The boss was in a quandary; he had to get rid of one of his staff.

He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a
hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent
work.

He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler
first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after
partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the boss approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel awful."
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Old 03-03-06, 06:26 PM   #2
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LMAO now you've found my level of humour!
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Old 03-03-06, 06:47 PM   #3
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Old 03-03-06, 06:56 PM   #4
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Old 03-03-06, 08:53 PM   #6
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:P
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Old 04-03-06, 12:26 PM   #7
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That was very very funny
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Old 04-03-06, 01:08 PM   #8
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Old 04-03-06, 01:18 PM   #9
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That is very vulgar of you, Mr Cloggs, but very funny.











Is it to do with changing wheels on the car?
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Old 04-03-06, 01:27 PM   #10
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Definitely worth a ....booom tish...followed by a guffaw!
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