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15-09-06, 08:21 AM
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Friday joke - this ones "U" friendly honest! ;-)
I like this one!
 Edit: Consider it edited as the previous joke obviously offended some! Build Me a Bridge A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honour and glorify me." The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge"
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15-09-06, 08:46 AM
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15-09-06, 09:18 AM
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What a disappointment.
Usually with jokes I've heard before I still read them as I can't remember something about them - but this has been repeated so many times before. Sorry but paging Cuffy |
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15-09-06, 09:20 AM
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15-09-06, 09:21 AM
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Wasn't this joke a couple when Noah loaded it on the Ark?
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15-09-06, 09:27 AM
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I don't mean to be picky but this joke was posted not so long ago and deleted cos it was apparently crossing the line of the U rating, how come it's allowed to be posted now.
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15-09-06, 09:30 AM
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Well I havnt heard it before and it made me really laugh! Maybe it has too much of a sting in the tail for some men.......?
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* no offence intended e.d. - just a humorous quip |
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