Wasps!

err chris i wouldnt **** them off too much a full swarm may actually be able to finish you off get an expert in.

[Paul the 6th]

Get an mp3 player and some small speakers with dizzee rascals album and leave it outside the nest, this will draw them out to get jiggy, then all you have to do is get a can of lynx deoderant & a lighter to create a flamethrower.

Alternatively just fill the nest with lynx then ignite, this should be enought to create a small explosion but not enough to stay on fire?

(if dizzee rascals album doesn't work, try that macclesfield/Mansfield band you had on last time I was at yours - apparently wasps will listen to any old shiite )

Yc, I can recommend the spray foam wasp and bee killer you can buy from b&q etc. You can spray it from 5 ft away !!!

50% Pentaerythritol (PETN) tetranitrate and 50% Cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine (RDX) and something to make it more manageable (maybe wood pulp would work?) a coupple of peices of wire and a 9 volt battery. Put your mixture next to the nest at night then hook up the battery ;]

Smoke them out, then when they are away because of the smoke put the nest in the bin and they have no where to return too. Job done.

Originally Posted by bris

Smoke them out, then when they are away because of the smoke put the nest in the bin and they have no where to return too. Job done.

Need to be more violent than that..

What about putting some alcohol/petrol outside the nest, so you have drunk but poisoned wasps?

[dizzyblonde]

Blow torch on full tilt.

Get a tennis ball, cut a small hole, buy a box of matches, snap off the heads, place all heads in the tennis ball, wire up a fuse.
Place in or around nest, and ignite.

Simples.

Or download Anacircists Cook Book for more explosive ideas

[timwilky]

I had a nest under the lads bedroom floor.

sprayed lots of killer round the hole they used to get in/out. wrapped up in lots of clothing, helmet on, visor down, scarf sealing round neck etc. sweating like a pig I cut through the floorboards and lifted.

a nest about 2 ft*18 inch between the joists. bought some nest killer and sprayed it all over, waited a few hours and sprayed again. put a dustbin bag round it and ripped it out.

I have burned out a few land ones in the past. But brother got stung on the lip and anaphylactic shock. Face swelled like a balloon. Quick off to hospital. So no longer disturb them unless really necessary.

This was sent to me a while ago and i finally found it, this was in oz but our nests seem kinda small in comparison
Couldn't be bothered to add all the text as it explains the series of photos but you can get the jist.