Some more facts

[tigersaw]

IF you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")



The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)




Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)



A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)




An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)



Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)



Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Originally Posted by tigersaw

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

BLACK Light

Originally Posted by Dr Rich

BLACK Light

UV light (I think).

[jambo]

Old but good, not convinced the cockroach and mantis ones are true think they're based on urban myths and odd experiments....

Originally Posted by Scoobs

UV light (I think).

Black lights look just like normal fluorescent lamps or incandescent light bulbs, but they do something completely different. When you switch one on, white clothes, teeth and various other things glow in the dark, while the bulb itself only emits faint purple light. The kind of thing found in clubs and stuff.

I think that the americans call UV 'black light', possibly because 'ultra violet' is too complicated for them.

Originally Posted by tigersaw

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Some species of apes and monkeys do too.
Also some monkeys have been observered doing the five knuckle shuffle

I'll get me coat.......again.........

Some birds have some photorecptors 'tuned' for UV as rodent wee fluoresces under UV, so they can see where the rodents 'are hanging out'.

Originally Posted by Dr Rich

Some birds have some photorecptors 'tuned' for UV as rodent wee fluoresces under UV, so they can see where the rodents 'are hanging out'.

Rich,

I bet the chicks are flocking round you with all your amusing and witty anecdotes.

Sod wheelies. Get Rich to do some public speaking. You'll be beating them off with a big stick.

Joking

Originally Posted by Scoobs

Rich,

I bet the chicks are flocking round you with all your amusing and witty anecdotes.

Sod wheelies. Get Rich to do some public speaking. You'll be beating them off with a big stick.

Joking

Interesting chat up line:

"Ayup love, did you know mouse **** glows in the dark ?"