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Old 23-03-06, 07:43 AM   #1
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Default Trending Water

I am trending water as I have just recieved my third speeding fine on Tuesday (92.12mph on M6 in my trusty SKODA ) therefore I am perched precariously on 9 points.

The policeman was parked down the slip road of junction 42 of the M6 awaiting a plonker like me

Well nevermind, i've got my health. Now how does it go

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Old 23-03-06, 10:57 AM   #2
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Unlucky mate. Is that a turbo'd Skoda then?

BTW you have just introduced a new expression to the English language...I think you meant to write "treading water" like you do when trying to keep in one position when swimming? But I know you knew that. :P
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Old 23-03-06, 11:24 AM   #3
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I think you meant to write "treading water" like you do when trying to keep in one position when swimming? But I know you knew that. :P
I have a mate who suffers with malapropism. His best and most recent was "it's in the bald part".

He meant ball park.
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Old 23-03-06, 01:18 PM   #4
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Unlucky mate. Is that a turbo'd Skoda then?
Yes unfortunately 180bhp

Not that I will be using that again in a hurry :cry
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Old 23-03-06, 09:21 PM   #5
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Unlucky mate. Is that a turbo'd Skoda then?
Yes unfortunately 180bhp

Not that I will be using that again in a hurry :cry
tough call mate

but what were you doing at the motorway junction 5 miles from my house (42)
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Old 23-03-06, 10:41 PM   #6
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Unlucky mate. Is that a turbo'd Skoda then?
Yes unfortunately 180bhp

Not that I will be using that again in a hurry :cry
tough call mate

but what were you doing at the motorway junction 5 miles from my house (42)
going North too fast and getting a ticket...
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Old 23-03-06, 10:43 PM   #7
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my mate says spoonerisms all the time..

her best

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Old 24-03-06, 12:28 PM   #8
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Unlucky mate. Is that a turbo'd Skoda then?
Yes unfortunately 180bhp

Not that I will be using that again in a hurry :cry
tough call mate

but what were you doing at the motorway junction 5 miles from my house (42)
Well I was doing about 110mph before i slowed down!!

I was travelling north to survey a building site in Glasgow but now that I know your not far from there, I will call in for a brew
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Unlucky mate. Is that a turbo'd Skoda then?
Yes unfortunately 180bhp

Not that I will be using that again in a hurry :cry
tough call mate

but what were you doing at the motorway junction 5 miles from my house (42)
Well I was doing about 110mph before i slowed down!!

I was travelling north to survey a building site in Glasgow but now that I know your not far from there, I will call in for a brew
if i am at home your welcome buddy
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Glad I have finally read this post - I thought Trending Water was going to be a lake somewhere near the Pennines
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