Nearly lost the bike on a greasy roundabout....

My dear deity of choice, it sounds like you lot have a real downer on your common or garden English slapper. How else are our sons meant to find out the intimate ways of women without them? Every teenage lad needs to explore and refine his lovemaking skills so he won't be a let down for a nice girl when he meets one.

Bring on the slappers I say, make them available to all teenage boys on the National Health Service.

It's a cyclic thing, the NHS provides, and the NHS then helps...it's for the common good I tell you.

Well- at least they'll know what you're in for- they can look at your last prescription!

One bottle of slapper, take twice daily after drink.

Eastern euro ladies are mostly v hot

Originally Posted by mototech

Eastern euro ladies are mostly v hot

I certainly get a burning sensation after visiting the local Slovak run massage parlour.

Originally Posted by mototech

Eastern euro ladies are mostly v hot

As much as i hate to burst your bubble, that statement is mostly ********.

I've been to most Eastern European countries and whilst there are some attractive women, there is also a large percentage of munters.

Originally Posted by rubberduckofdeath

See, this is the sort of immigration control we need. Hot ones in, ugly ones get turned away at the door.

Simple.

Most of the ones in England seem to be on the game anyway, so people do have a chance to vote with their.....ahem....feet.

Lately its been very slippery! If there was diesel there as well then Ah! NOT GOOD! Ive had the bike wheel spinning in 4th going onto the Motorway last saturday.... Not good.

I wouldnt imagine your tyres will have picked anything up, if you think they have give them a good clean. Just always check roundabouts for obvious spills when its wet.

Glad you saved it.

IMHO you shouldn't be surprised to find diesel on roundabouts, especially on busy ones and particularly bus routes.

Just factor it in when you ride.