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12-05-08, 10:25 PM
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Nurse! Nurse!
A few months ago I walked into a giant flowerpot in the dark and it cut my shin quite badly, just where the skin is thin over the bone. It sort of healed up but I only went and did it again and now it doesn't look too pretty. I put lots of Savlon on and it needed a plaster.
So here's where I need expert help. How do I get the bloody plaster off cos I just had a go and with hairy legs it's absolute agony  
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12-05-08, 10:27 PM
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Re: Nurse! Nurse!
Pour cold water on it and taut the skin as you`re taking the plaster off.... if you can use a sponge to soak up loads of water then hold it over the plaster for a good 5 to 10 mins. Take the plaster off really slowly so you don`t tear the skin
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12-05-08, 10:28 PM
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Re: Nurse! Nurse!
Think of it as a practice run for getting your legs waxed. Grit yer teeth and man up!
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12-05-08, 10:30 PM
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Re: Nurse! Nurse!
White spirit will dissolve the adhesive holding the plaster to your manly hairy legs....just don't get it on the wound
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12-05-08, 10:33 PM
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12-05-08, 10:35 PM
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Re: Nurse! Nurse!
Pull it off ya BGB!
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13-05-08, 06:43 AM
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Pah you're all useless except for Claire!!! Plaster off now on her advice and oh it looks disgusting, I think the Savlon was a bit late. Oozing yellow. Not good.
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13-05-08, 07:13 AM
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Re: Nurse! Nurse!
amputation is now the only cure
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13-05-08, 07:27 AM
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13-05-08, 08:22 AM
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