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Old 20-06-09, 09:27 PM   #21
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So there I was with my face doing things to the Girlfriend that we can't speak of in polite company , when the Conductor comes up and asks to see our tickets.

How was I to know it was the family carriage?
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Old 20-06-09, 09:36 PM   #22
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Old 20-06-09, 09:36 PM   #23
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Sorry to rock the love nest but I shalt not be there. Our relationship will have to stay apocryphal.

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So there I was with my face doing things to the Girlfriend that we can't speak of in polite company , when the Conductor comes up and asks to see our tickets.

How was I to know it was the family carriage?
You should of said you were a bit tongue tied at the moment, can he come back in a minute or two.
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Old 20-06-09, 10:10 PM   #24
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Sounds er, awkward Seggons! If I'd been young free and single (and a little inebriated) I would probably have stayed around to see if a young lass fancied a roll in the cowshed.
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Old 20-06-09, 10:15 PM   #25
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heres a tip, straight in there no kissing.
it sometimes works!
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Old 20-06-09, 10:17 PM   #26
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Sorry to rock the love nest but I shalt not be there. Our relationship will have to stay apocryphal.
You sound great - Handsome, GSOH, nice personality, into bikes.... I'm gonna be at the peaks in the same bunkhouse as you if you wanna snuggle.
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Old 20-06-09, 10:18 PM   #27
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Only works if you shout surprise first.
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heres a tip, straight in there no kissing.
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Dare I ask what happens on the occasions it doesn't?

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Old 20-06-09, 10:25 PM   #29
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you only get a kiss, what was you expecting?
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