Shout at me, I am an idiot.

Originally Posted by startrek.steve

See, you cant do without us guys!!

Originally Posted by keith_d

that's what men are for!

Boys, you do realise that your efforts do not work on Jayneflakes.

Some lesbians are 'turn-proof'!

Although if you possibly wore a corset.......???? Who knows ???
Pictures to this thread please!

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Originally Posted by Von Teese

How on earth did you manage to do that lol!

Well- you know, when I went to put the words in the right place, I thought- "Hang on a minute- I'm sure I was in this thread when I posted".

So I reckon it's the Forum's fault!

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Von Teese

Boys, you do realise that your efforts do not work on Jayneflakes.

Some lesbians are 'turn-proof'!

Although if you possibly wore a corset.......???? Who knows ???
Pictures to this thread please!

The stories I could tell, but to be honest they would shock a lot of you and get me thrown out of most pubs!...

When I first joined this thread, I had a boyfriend and he lived about 70 miles away from me. I bought the bike with the intention of riding to his for weekends of passion.

I have always been involved in gay culture and meeting Carol was a revelation, she is not the typical gay woman, but she is very strong and determined. We chatted on Gaydar girls for ages and when I finally met her, I knew I had found my one true love. We have been together ever since.

I did give boys a try though, three boy friends and four girlfriends before I met Carol means that I have been switching between them for years. These are not dirty secrets, just a bit of honesty.

Anyway, thanks every one for the kind comments, they mean a lot and as I said to another of you folks recently. I may not recognise many of you in the street, but I have come to value you as friends. The world would be a much colder place with out the warmth of friendship that we share on here. Thank you every one for your friendship, compassion, pee taking and joking. You have touched my heart.

Love

Jayne
XXXXXX

[yorkie_chris]

F'in hell this is different from the usual "oh bugger I've gone and dropped me bike" thread!

We are still waiting for the pictures though!!

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Von Teese

We are still waiting for the pictures though!!

OK, when Carol gets home, I will get the camera out.






Mind you they are lovely kitties and only a day old. Yes folk, our cat Lilly dropped a litter of kitties on us last night. Four bundles of joy will need new homes at Christmas.

Yayyy! (I also put a naggy picture request on your facebook..sorry)

Big hugs hon, I miss you, I might have to organise a trip down there sometime while the kitties are still there!


Wish I could make Carol's birthday bash this weekend

[keith_d]

Originally Posted by Von Teese

Boys, you do realise that your efforts do not work on Jayneflakes.

Some lesbians are 'turn-proof'!

Hi VT,

If it wasn't Jayneflakes I might have made some allusion to the other uses for men, but she's clearly happy so it wasn't appropriate. I was simply pointing out that blokes have some genetic advantages when it comes to picking up a 200kg bike. Especially if you've already hurt your back.

As far as "turning" lesbians, why would I want to?? It would be just as ridiculous as trying to interest me in men!!

Keith.

Originally Posted by keith_d

Hi VT,

If it wasn't Jayneflakes I might have made some allusion to the other uses for men, but she's clearly happy so it wasn't appropriate. I was simply pointing out that blokes have some genetic advantages when it comes to picking up a 200kg bike. Especially if you've already hurt your back.

As far as "turning" lesbians, why would I want to?? It would be just as ridiculous as trying to interest me in men!!

Keith.

Speaking of interesting you....see my burlesque thread, we need a second photographer!


[edit] ahh and Jayne would find that funny, you should add the other uses for men too just for our ...I mean her amusement!