GM chit chat thread

Well I was told on Friday to be in work at 0500 Monday morning with kit packed ready for exercise, tipped up at 0500 today to be told, "oh my mistake your on Bikesafe on Wednesday" feckless tards the lot of'em!

[Fallout]

Thanks God nobody gives them a gun or entrusts them with our national security!!

... hang on.

That's why we had to calm the Irish down and promote Muslim terrorism, the Irish were far to difficult for our gallant soldiers to spot.

They really are a clueless bunch of numpties, maybe I should do an undercover report for the BBC so the public can know what the army is really like, I'm glad I joined at 25 otherwise I might think this level of stupidity was normal.

BTW thinking of signing off, any jobs going with BT Spank?

We were hiring from the army not so long ago.

Not sure if there's any going via other rules but I can check if youre serious.

[Mark_h]

Looking for 1000 engineers internally so when that fails I'm sure we'll look externally. Traditionally Signals are well received. Check out Qinetiq too I'm sure they be looking for spooky techies.

Yeah, we've got to run out of 90yr old office jockeys to stick out in the network pretty soon.

Winters going to be interesting.

Originally Posted by Spank86

We were hiring from the army not so long ago.

Not sure if there's any going via other rules but I can check if youre serious.

I would appreciate it if you could.

Originally Posted by Mark_h

Looking for 1000 engineers internally so when that fails I'm sure we'll look externally. Traditionally Signals are well received. Check out Qinetiq too I'm sure they be looking for spooky techies.

I'm not a Tech I'm an Operator, not much difference in trade skills just pay! Lets just say Operators do all the work and the Techs do.........erm.........well.........not a lot but they get paid more!

Bear in mind there's no guarantees.

They'll likely take you on via a contract company and if you don't suit or the work mysteriously dries up you could be out on your ear in 6 months or so.

Plus they're really bad at letting you know if your contract will be renewed.

As in you might find out the day before.

Originally Posted by Spank86

Bear in mind there's no guarantees.

They'll likely take you on via a contract company and if you don't suit or the work mysteriously dries up you could be out on your ear in 6 months or so.

Plus they're really bad at letting you know if your contract will be renewed.

As in you might find out the day before.

Happy with that mate any work to start with will do, I can always do one job whilst looking for another.