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Old 23-08-12, 08:40 AM   #141
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Old 23-08-12, 08:46 AM   #142
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Default Re: 50 Shades of Grey...

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Ouch!
Not read the book but that's the idea innit?

Variation on an old joke

Kinky is using a feather in the bedroom
Perverse is using the whole chicken

Kinky is using clamps
Perverse is having the battery attached to the other end...
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Old 23-08-12, 09:11 AM   #143
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ROFL, I think you should spend the day in Ann summers and get some education down you

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Old 23-08-12, 11:39 AM   #144
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Dammit

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