For Sale Karcher psessure washer

[Fallout]

I think Mark should be responsible for advertising all Nathan's for sale items. Nathan's initial plug was crap, but after reading Mark's message, I was literally diving down the back of the sofa looking for pennies. Saving cash though, so cannot buy it, as much as I'd like to destroy my garden paving slabs.

[Mark_h]

An Advototial from Mark_H marketing and commercial engineering ltd a division of Mark_H 50 shades inc......

OK folks. Sun is shining, Hosepipe ban is off until at least the end of the week, Loomies will be heaving. Loomies is full of posers and a poser likes to have a clean bike.

All you lot declaring yourself poor, should rent TA's pressure washer (£40 per session TA will deliver under Tomors cargo net), talk to Mr Loomie and see if you can use a hosepipe and offer the GM paupers swing-arm and rear suspension wash and brush-up service. (£5 per bike, £8 for a GS)

Everyone's happy. Get Jamboat (or what-ever his name is) to park up and show what happens if you were to attempt to clean your own bike. Maybe a quote from Joe M as to the impressive performance gains to be gained from a jet wash that will lead to you toasting any Lambo from the lights.

Maybe that bonkers acid bird with a brolly and crop top to verbalise punters into submission.

Sorted. Now make it happen. I'm off on my bike to chase a GSXR1000 and a Multistrada round the countryside in the name of training.

[Fallout]

An entrepreneurial genius in full flow right there.

But what if you can't afford the petrol?

[Mark_h]

Originally Posted by Bordtea

But what if you can't afford the petrol?

Well that's where venture capitalists come in. Get yourself on dragons den and ask for £20 to fill your tank on exchange for 5% of profit but you'll need to make it clear that you have no share in the equity of the venture as Thunderace will retain capital ownership of the core asset; namely the pressure washer. Peter Jones may however expect you to get up before tea time once in a while.

Originally Posted by Mark_h

Well that's where venture capitalists come in. Get yourself on dragons den and ask for £20 to fill your tank on exchange for 5% of profit but you'll need to make it clear that you have no share in the equity of the venture as Thunderace will retain capital ownership of the core asset; namely the pressure washer. Peter Jones may however expect you to get up before tea time once in a while.

Good plan batman!

Sold.

;]

time to tackle some fires

Thunder check your phone mate