Flippin' mobiles

Unfortunately, this could be classed as assault

What I find myself doing (this happens lots on my commute) is sitting alongside them giving them the audible pleasure of my baffle free Scorpion.

It's nice seeing them being pi55ed off by me inconveniencing them.......

I ride alongside with my thumb on the horn switch. Although I normally get rude gestures from the driver even though THEY are in the wrong.

last time some ****head car driver did that near me i filtered past him and kicked the **** of his door while i went past

Driving while on phone = nice dent in your door

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Originally Posted by Furry Ginger One

Unfortunately, this could be classed as assault

What I find myself doing (this happens lots on my commute) is sitting alongside them giving them the audible pleasure of my baffle free Scorpion.

It's nice seeing them being pi55ed off by me inconveniencing them.......

I go one better, get alongside them, Bounce bike off rev limiter. My can on my SV is f*cking loud. Last person I did that to jumped right out of the drivers seat. It was hilarious.

Originally Posted by chazzyb

With hindsight, don't you wish you'd grabbed it out of his hand and thrown under the wheels of the oncoming traffic? So what would he tell a copper? "There was I, blatantly committing a three point offence, when a passing citizen made me aware of the error of my ways".

It's not a three point offence yet. Not until the 27th.

Tecnically you've committed a common assault . However a bit of summary justice does save te local copper a lot of paperwork and saves the tax payer thousands !

Bouncing the bike off the limiter or hitting the roof is usually sufficient treatment but I do like the quick thinking and improvisation to capitalise on the open window.

Dont think there is a problem.

Well done mate. Its p*sses me right off ppl who use their phones whilst driving.

Originally Posted by rich_r

Well done mate. Its p*sses me right off ppl who use their phones whilst driving.

I agree mate. What ****es me off even more though is that none of these sensible laws seem to be enforced. If Bill can't photograph it - forget it. What a f*cjed(czeck spelin) up system.
John

Originally Posted by mac99

Not bad, but you're no cuffy.

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