Motorbikes versus Women.

[anna]

oh dear oh dear i think war has just been declared

Sadly there are some things a woman can do that a bike can't ...

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Like the ironing and washing up

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Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

Sadly there are some things a woman can do that a bike can't ...

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Like the ironing and washing up

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Top marks

[Lissa]

Blue_SV650S.....................the overwhelming proof why motorbikes are better than men

Originally Posted by Lissa

Blue_SV650S.....................the overwhelming proof why motorbikes are better than men

Where would you be without a bloke to ride the bike for you?

*ducks*

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

Sadly there are some things a woman can do that a bike can't ...

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Like the ironing and washing up

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I`d add to that list

• cook
• clean windows
• clean a cooker
• wipe down the work tops after washing the dishes
• sit watching tv without having to "own" the remote
• clean the glass screen round the shower
• clean the toilet
• have a wee without wetting everywhere
• decorate
• read a map
• admit when they`re wrong
• leave lipstick marks round the top of a glass
• sleep without snoring
• get off with speeding tickets by fluttering eyelashes and being nice
• find something thats not in front of their nose
• don`t sit their with their hand on their crotch
• change the toilet roll

probs loads more but i`m busy putting lipstick round my wine glass and can`t think!!

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

I`d add to that list

• cook
• clean windows
• clean a cooker
• wipe down the work tops after washing the dishes
• sit watching tv without having to "own" the remote
• clean the glass screen round the shower
• clean the toilet
• have a wee without wetting everywhere
• decorate
• read a map
• admit when they`re wrong
• leave lipstick marks round the top of a glass
• sleep without snoring
• get off with speeding tickets by fluttering eyelashes and being nice
• find something thats not in front of their nose
• don`t sit their with their hand on their crotch
• change the toilet roll

probs loads more but i`m busy putting lipstick round my wine glass and can`t think!!

Women reading maps!!!

Do me a favour guv-nor!!!

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

Hey, I know you lasses are great for lots of things that us blokes would never lower ourselves to do .... but ... Women reading maps!!!

Do me a favour guv-nor!!!

I can!!! I`m good at reading maps... even if I do say so myself

Originally Posted by phil24_7

In reply Claire:

*lights the blue touch-paper and stands well back*

A motorbike wont do the DIY
A motorbike wont help you repair another motorbike
A motorbike wont help you maintain your motorbike
A motorbike wont help you choose your outfit
A motorbike wont lie and tell you you look beautiful or your bum doesn't look big in that
A motorbike wont help you lift heavy objects
A motorbike wont help you get the lid off the jam
A motorbike wont tune your tv in or programme any of your home electronics
A motorbike wont ever tell you what feels good so you can use it to seduce your next motorbike
A motorbike will never pay for you to have your hair/nails done

Someone's opened a can of worms here!

I don`t eat jam and my bum probably would look big

Originally Posted by Sean_C

Where would you be without a bloke to ride the bike for you?

*ducks*

I'll ride it myself, I'll follow my instinct AND find my WAY.

I'll TELL them WHAT to do!

and I'll fit any av systems ohhh, I is best (in Kunta Kinte words!)

I is too KIND to the MALE race. I had so many females being sooo much better then males at the AV stuff