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Old 27-10-08, 02:48 PM   #11
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He obviously has broken the ancient unspoken code between men that keep us from having to do housework because her workmates husband does housework.

My jobs are Washing Up and taking the bins out.
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Old 27-10-08, 02:50 PM   #12
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He obviously has broken the ancient unspoken code between men that keep us from having to do housework because her workmates husband does housework.

My jobs are Washing Up and taking the bins out.

no he is just better than me at it!
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Old 27-10-08, 02:53 PM   #13
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See this is what I say to Kerri. I hoped doing the washing up really badly for a few days would mean she would do it but she just took all the washing up and put it back on the dirty side and told me to do it again properly. Lesson Learnt.
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Old 27-10-08, 02:59 PM   #14
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Do it wrong right and never be asked again. Women have their part in society. 5000 years of training has honed them into todays domestic goddesses.

Still I do the cooking. I don't want the b*tch trying to poison me again.
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Old 27-10-08, 03:29 PM   #15
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Do it wrong right and never be asked again. Women have their part in society. 5000 years of training has honed them into todays domestic goddesses.
+1 She really believes I cant Iron I took so long last time she tried to teach me that she's never asked me again

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Still I do the cooking. I don't want the b*tch trying to poison me again.
Indeed, Kerry cant cook to save her life.....she burns pasta and potatoes FFS....no idea about timings etc

My jobs are too hoover (she claims to not beable to lift the hoover as we have 3 flights of stairs), cook and wash up. Occasionaly I will get ropped into cleaning the bathrooms
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Old 27-10-08, 03:32 PM   #16
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CLEANING THE BATHROOM!!! That's one that Kerri tries to ask me to do but I have always flat out refused to do that one. I boring and the bath is massive. No way no how.
Why is it always on a Sunday during the MotoGp that she decides that the flat is untidy and needs cleaning?
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Old 27-10-08, 03:35 PM   #17
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Just the sunday???

My Kerry thinks cleaning is a whole weekend task......hence I let her get on with it lol

(I enjoy pointing out missed parts the most)
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Old 27-10-08, 03:40 PM   #18
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I'm starting to think i have an odd one of the species?!
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Old 27-10-08, 03:42 PM   #19
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Probably, he let you get a bike

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Old 27-10-08, 03:42 PM   #20
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Me and Izi do the cooking together, I get moaned at for washing up, but I hate mess so can't leave it. I think I'd end up doing most the cleaning if we lived together. After all, the job has to be done properly, or not at all.
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