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02-06-09, 01:16 AM
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Internet lingo for dummies  I should try sleeping with my plugs in... not sure which ones to use though! Maybe the crappy ones that keep falling out with my lid on!  We have double glazing hahaha But i guess with the weather like this... well, gotta have some windows open.. then again... open the windows... = hot air comes in... keep them shut...= my pc microwaves the room and i end up just turbocharging hot air into my face.. Anyway i'm going off topic... I'ma take a big shotgun... that'll get rid of them!
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02-06-09, 01:17 AM
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 Some people shoot woodpigeon, they're classed as vermin in some places... |
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02-06-09, 01:24 AM
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You better humbly appologise!
If I had a gun i'd bloody well try shooting them! just more complaints about noise from the neighbours!  Moaning minnie i will humbly accept. Seriously though the bloody birds get on my tits!I'll get my coat! 
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02-06-09, 05:22 AM
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I was once woken up by my dog trying to claw his way through the kitchen door because he'd set the cooker on fire!
Not the nicest thing at 3am!
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02-06-09, 08:07 AM
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Im usually woken up by my cat trampling over my head at around 3/4am because he either wants feeding or wants to go out
. If that doesnt work (I sometimes keep my eyes firmly shut and ignore him in the hope he'l go away  ), he'l sit on my chest and tap my face with his paw ever so gently Maria |
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02-06-09, 08:08 AM
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i got woken up at 5.30am by next doors african grey parrots in their aviery
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02-06-09, 08:21 AM
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02-06-09, 08:31 AM
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Me and a few workmates woke one of our workmates up by waxing his eyebrow
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02-06-09, 09:11 AM
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02-06-09, 11:00 AM
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usually get woken up by a slobbery mastiff slobbering slobberingly over my now slobber-covered face. But fortunately when Miss Ophic is there, he prefers to do it to her
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