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Old 12-02-10, 06:19 PM   #11
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Ever tried to light one of your farts?

when I was a teenager maybe, way too grown up these days.
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Old 12-02-10, 06:21 PM   #12
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didn't go out last night as I had abdominal pain and very tender to touch. all my joints, legs/arms hurt

I am producing more wind than a hurricane, and my bum must have exploded about 20 times.
Harsh...

Hope you're feeling better soon.
I'm not going to play the 'who is feeling worst' game because my Mummy always recanted 'There's always someone worse than you so be grateful' bs.
However, I can defo sympathize.
Fri 13th Nov 09 grade 2 sprain left foot - still having treatment (CT scan last Mon to see if I've proper bust it up).
Dec 20th 09 contracted Pityriasis Rosea (mingin) just started a course of antibiotics as still covered & feeling rough (doc took some blood after giving me tetenus jab in case it's not PRosea).
11 Feb 10 - Bit on butt by dog hence the above jab which has made my arm hurt more than my ass.

Seriously, I'm certain there is someone worse than me and I'm not trying to out do you - simply saying, I'm right with ya matey!

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Old 12-02-10, 06:27 PM   #13
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when I was a teenager maybe, way too grown up these days.
C'mon...... live a little

It might impress your friends, too
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Old 12-02-10, 06:34 PM   #14
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C'mon...... live a little

It might impress your friends, too
Nah, the decibel of my burps impress them

Wind only knocks em out silently
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Old 12-02-10, 10:52 PM   #15
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Ever heard the story of the burning bush
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Old 12-02-10, 11:18 PM   #16
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Ever heard the story of the burning bush
No, but every now and then in bed I'd singe my ex-wife's pubes with a fag end just to annoy her.

I'm single now, can't think why
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Old 13-02-10, 12:29 AM   #17
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had it for months, its bloooody sore and starting to pizzz me off. doc says its a bug, i say well gimi somit for it.

i wake up in the morning a 32" waist and by bed time i am a 36-38" waist. tiz not funny one bit. my bedroom in the morning smells none to nice.
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Old 13-02-10, 01:28 AM   #18
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I'm single now, can't think why
Probably because you're an ugly c**t!

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Old 13-02-10, 08:30 AM   #19
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Probably because you're an ugly c**t!
Funny that, you're not the first to mention it.
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And probably not the last
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