Chris update - defib fitted

[Littlepeahead]

If you're that bored you can clean my bike, fit a tail tidy, new exhaust, and sort out the cracked indicator. Once you've finished that do you fancy redecorating my house and clearing up my garden?

In return, I'll chauffer you around in my little runabout.

Clare you have PM re: taxi for numbers

[rictus01]

myself a Matt called in this evening, I couldn't arrange a ladyboy, so though Matt might do instead.....

Having seen the Defib he had inserted, I personally think it was a plastic surgeon who worked on Chris as it looks like a breast implant but somewhat strangely placed under his left arm, still I suppose if he gets bored; it's something for him to play with....

He's been told wednesday afternoon the escape is planned for, so hopefully be home soon, left him in good spirits and with a few more DVD's to watch.

Cheers Mark.

[Littlepeahead]

Originally Posted by rictus01

myself a Matt called in this evening, I couldn't arrange a ladyboy, so though Matt might do instead.....

When you say Matt you don't mean Treacle do you? If you took that Mat along in the guise of ladyboy then the Trade Descriptions people would be on your case pretty quick.

The good news is I'm going to collect Chris tomorrow evening and take him home. If his heart survives my driving then it's safe to say he's cured. [IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ClareS/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]

And fingers crossed he'll be joining us on Friday where you can throw all the Phil Collins and ladyboy abuse at him in person.

can he make friday do you think !! xx

[Littlepeahead]

I collected Chris from hospital and delivered him home safely this evening. I was rewarded by his mum making us spag bol and Chris then belching in my general direction several times and moaning that his mum had had the kitchen refurbished in his absence so he can't find anything. Oh how I bet she's glad he's home.

I forgot his wounds and gave him a hug goodbye. Ouch. Do not hug him, unless you want to inflict pain and suffering.

He's now back on his old mobile number if you want to contact him, or PM him. He's out on Friday too.

(And I saw a naked picture of Chris tonight!)

[anna]

Glad to see he is now out and back to being his normal self.

So Chris you don't have a licence for a while but does this mean you can't ride pillion?

[Littlepeahead]

Originally Posted by Stig

So Chris you don't have a licence for a while but does this mean you can't ride pillion?

Why does Chris need to ride pillion when he has the LPH go-kart on call? I drove so carefully last night so as not to hurt his injury and as his mum was in the back I managed to drive right though central London to Watford in rush hour without swearing once. Normally I'm like Jeremy Clarkson after 3 double espressos with tourettes.

Are you offering him a lift?

Originally Posted by Stig

So Chris you don't have a licence for a while but does this mean you can't ride pillion?

I've thought of this too. If he's really missing riding I can strap the little bugger onto my bike every now and again.