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| View Poll Results: What would you do if your house mate kept eating your chocolate? | |||
| Cuddle them, and thank them for helping you lose girth. |
   
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1 | 5.00% |
| Eat all their food. Even if you hate it and it makes you sick. Eat it all! |
  
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2 | 10.00% |
| Poison all your chocolate with laxatives and then wait! |
  
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12 | 60.00% |
| Confront them while salivating like a rabid dog and holding a kitchen knife. |
  
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1 | 5.00% |
| Call the police and tell them your house mate has a samurai sword. |
  
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1 | 5.00% |
| Wait until they go to bed and burn the house down. |
  
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1 | 5.00% |
| Do nothing. But you'll know the truth. Oh yes. You know!! Hahahahahahaha. |
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2 | 10.00% |
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18-10-12, 05:42 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Turre, Almeria
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Re: What would you do (advert rant)?
Sorry but you can drink my beer/whisky but don't ever eat my chocolate.
"There's room for another body under our decking!" would be the note I'd leave next to my choc.
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18-10-12, 06:40 PM
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Re: What would you do (advert rant)?
we have a blueberry thief in the block denied it. but we spotted the wrapper in his bin so he was dispatched to get a weeks worth from tesco. might be a quick fix if you can replace it but hit them in the pocket and whatever they take they replace three-fold and so on lol
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18-10-12, 07:20 PM
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Re: What would you do (advert rant)?
Hollow it out ,refill with rat poison and wait till they die,Then sell their stuff for new chocolate
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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues. Last edited by NTECUK; 18-10-12 at 08:49 PM. |
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18-10-12, 08:10 PM
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Location: somerset
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Re: What would you do (advert rant)?
I would have to "rim "it Im afraid
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http://forums.sv650.org/showpost.php...9&postcount=17 lol |
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18-10-12, 08:36 PM
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Re: What would you do (advert rant)?
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It's "their stuff", not "there stuff"!
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18-10-12, 08:47 PM
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Location: Halifax/Leeds
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Re: What would you do (advert rant)?
It's mushroom season...
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18-10-12, 08:50 PM
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Re: What would you do (advert rant)?
Fixed for ya
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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues. |
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18-10-12, 08:50 PM
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Re: What would you do (advert rant)?
Have them roundly beaten!
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18-10-12, 11:11 PM
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Re: What would you do (advert rant)?
I love my chocolate hence I'd most likely kill them if they re-offended.
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18-10-12, 11:18 PM
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Re: What would you do (advert rant)?
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