My missus is a n*gger... - Page 2 - SV650.org

28-05-06, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by UlsterSV

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Originally Posted by lynw

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Originally Posted by Saint Matt

Let me start by saying straight out that I love my missus and would do almost anything for her. She's beautiful, sexy, thoughtful and a great cook and I would love to have her be the mother of my children, but for her one major failing - she's a n*gger.
Obviously I knew this before we got involved, but being blinded by love I hoped we could get beyond that one day, more fool me. When I think of what way our kids might turn out with a n*gger for a mother, I squirm.
A couple of my friends are going out with n*ggers and they've both admitted that at times it can be very hard to deal with and that it's an issue which could lead to a break-up.
Let's face it guys, we look for the hot chicks - blondes, brunettes, redheads, curvy, slim, tall, short, it's all good - but nobody really wants to end up with a n*gger, do they?
Can anyone offer me any advice apart from getting shot of her and looking for a woman more my type? As I said, she's an absolutely adorable woman, and I would gladly spend the rest of my life in bliss with her - if she'd just stop n*gging!

Damn missed that last bit. Very good :P

haha he had you hook, line and sinker!!!

:P

lol, but doesn't that make your first post a little bit, er.... suspect?

28-05-06, 09:49 PM

No, how does it?

28-05-06, 09:52 PM

Oh hold on, I thought it said "you had ME hook line and sinker", and that your first post was a genuine reaction! Please accept my apologies!

EDIT: Thought it didn't make sense. Lyn must have edited her post before I saw it all, cos it didn't read right as I saw it. So confusing

28-05-06, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Warthog

Oh hold on, I thought it said "you had ME hook line and sinker", and that your first post was a genuine reaction! Please accept my apologies!

EDIT: Thought it didn't make sense. Lyn must have edited her post before I saw it all, cos it didn't read right as I saw it. So confusing

No worries mate

Aye, Lyn was quick to say how Matt shouldn't be here etc without realising the joke. And then came the edits. So of course I felt it only right that I should take the **** out of her

Making you the second person I've managed to embarrass in this thread

28-05-06, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by UlsterSV

No worries mate

Aye, Lyn was quick to say how Matt shouldn't be here etc without realising the joke. And then came the edits. So of course I felt it only right that I should take the p*ss out of her

Making you the second person I've managed to embarrass in this thread

Id be embarrassed if brain was working. Still doesnt seem to have switched on yet :P

28-05-06, 11:00 PM

I nicked Matts post and transferred it to another site I use. I have had about 60 views and very few comments, I bet there are a few muttering about me though

Brilliant :P

28-05-06, 11:12 PM

hehe kind of a good display of how things online can get screwed waaay out of proportion *chuckle*. I do like the original post though!

28-05-06, 11:24 PM

Even though I realised it was a joke, play on words etc for some reason I still took offense. Can't quite put my finger on why and even though I know I am wrong and I chuckled I was still offended.

Weird, my hang up I guess.

29-05-06, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by pingu

Even though I realised it was a joke, play on words etc for some reason I still took offense. Can't quite put my finger on why and even though I know I am wrong and I chuckled I was still offended.

Weird, my hang up I guess.

Nope.
Not just you mate.
There are few enough words that stop me in my tracks, but thats one. Any joke based on it is a joke i dont like.
Dunno. I did that sort of sniff/grimace/smile when I read the last line, but I think it was relief. I dunno.
Small sigh. Anyway ...

timwilky · 29-05-06, 06:09 AM

I believe this is due to a medical condition brought on by the lack of a Y Chromosome, being a n*gger is one of the principle symptoms of this condition.

29-05-06, 06:09 AM	#20
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	I believe this is due to a medical condition brought on by the lack of a Y Chromosome, being a n*gger is one of the principle symptoms of this condition. __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

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28-05-06, 09:49 PM	#12
UlsterSV Guest Posts: n/a	No, how does it?

28-05-06, 09:52 PM	#13
Warthog Guest Posts: n/a	Oh hold on, I thought it said "you had ME hook line and sinker", and that your first post was a genuine reaction! Please accept my apologies! EDIT: Thought it didn't make sense. Lyn must have edited her post before I saw it all, cos it didn't read right as I saw it. So confusing

28-05-06, 11:00 PM	#16
wheelnut Guest Posts: n/a	I nicked Matts post and transferred it to another site I use. I have had about 60 views and very few comments, I bet there are a few muttering about me though Brilliant :P

28-05-06, 11:12 PM	#17
Warthog Guest Posts: n/a	hehe kind of a good display of how things online can get screwed waaay out of proportion chuckle. I do like the original post though!

28-05-06, 11:24 PM	#18
pingu Guest Posts: n/a	Even though I realised it was a joke, play on words etc for some reason I still took offense. Can't quite put my finger on why and even though I know I am wrong and I chuckled I was still offended. Weird, my hang up I guess.