Now this is wrong on so many levels …

Originally Posted by SoulKiss

Did you "do her" over the coffin?

Ooooooo I like your thinking!!

To even come up with that proves there are more debauched minds out there than even mine!!

That said, its good to see not a single person has said words of sorrow, but several have asked if I have a pic of my HOT cousin!!

… she is way out of my league … not only is she stunning to look at, she is sophisticated, intelligent and rich … it seems she came from the good side of our gene pool … evidently I came from the floating pond scum on top of that pool .. or perhaps the silt at the bottom?!!?

Blue, it was you're aunt!

I'll pass condolences on to your cousin on behalf of the org you got that number yet?

Originally Posted by Jelster

Mate, after other things you've posted on here I'm convinced you need to either find a good woman or pay a visit to the red light area and get it out of your system.....

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I am sorry, but if you are unable to appreciate/get excited by being near a good looking woman, then either your chopper has fallen off, or you are g4y!!!

Every red blooded male can appreciate a good looking woman ... as the saying goes "even if you drive a Porsche, you still look at the Ferraris"

So the only thing that's 'wrong' here is that not only was I at a funeral, but she is my cousin!

{trailer park voice on} "My daddys my broooother"

Blue, I have to admit actually, when I was younger I had a thing for one of my cousins too. It was one of those things where as soon as the thought entered my head I was battering myself to get it back out again.

Wrong wrong wrong. Funeral or not, wrong. In fact, if it wasn't your cousin, I don't see the harm of a gentle approach at a funeral. It'd make the conversation interesting when asked "So how did you two meet?"

That said, your cousin aint my cousin. Want to swap numbers?

[fizzwheel]

Blue, have you ever thought, that perhaps some of your thoughts, should stay in your head and not be as it were, spoken or typed out loud ?

This thread is FUBAR !!

Once again im with Fizz....being aroused by your cousin is wrong!(It is funny though).

That said nothing wrong with 'letting your mind drift' at weddings/funerals, very boreing otherwise

[Luckypants]

fizz has the right idea.

[Balky001]

Blue, I'm not going to make any jokes about boxes and stiffs but I would say that you sound like the conscience is just about hanging in there. By the way, did you 'nail' your friend's daughter as per your previous post?

Originally Posted by Baph

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That said, your cousin ain't my cousin. Want to swap numbers?

Sorry dude, she is all loved up with some dude that doesn't deserve her ... or treat her as I would

Originally Posted by fizzwheel

Blue, have you ever thought, that perhaps some of your thoughts, should stay in your head and not be as it were, spoken or typed out loud ?

But where's the fun in that!?!?! and what would we talk about otherwise?

Originally Posted by Balky001

Blue, I'm not going to make any jokes about boxes and stiffs but I would say that you sound like the conscience is just about hanging in there. By the way, did you 'nail' your friend's daughter as per your previous post?

To be fair, I already had ... I was just testing the water to see how far I had crossed the line!! ... and no, I didn't and WONT tell him!!

[Balky001]

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

To be fair, I already had ... I was just testing the water to see how far I had crossed the line!! ... and no, I didn't and WONT tell him!!

Tee Hee Bad blue!