Wasps!!!

ya big poof lol

Originally Posted by kitkat

ya big poof lol

Had to laugh out loud at that Kitkat!!

Can just imagine ya Stuartyboy... running screamin across tae the Docs... them thinking you'd come a cropper on yer bike only to discover you'd been attacked by a wee stingin beastie of DINOSAUR proportions!!

Reminds me of when we used to put the paddlin pool out when we were kids (on topic honest!!) Anyway... ma daft Dad is a beekeeper and there we'd be, having a ball in the water... completely oblivious to the fact we were being ambushed by hundreds of the little stingin f*ckers. They'd surround the paddlin pool all havin a wee drink on the grass...

Sure as guns one of us would step out onto one of them and boy would we SCREAM!!! Ma daft Dad's response? Smear the sting wi honey!! Aye right!!

Originally Posted by stuartyboy

You should have seen the wasp. It was the size of a volkswagen beetle. The sting was eleven feet long and it had magnets on its wings. It had four ears - two for listening with and two as backup ears. Insetad of a mouth it had four arses. Man it was sore!

Originally Posted by kitkat

ya big poof lol

Ooooooooh That hurt!

Originally Posted by stuartyboy

Ooooooooh That hurt!

Even more than the volkswagen beetle?

So was it a wasp or a beetle then..?

Originally Posted by kitkat

ya big poof lol

Originally Posted by stuartyboy

Ooooooooh That hurt!

ive heard it can do first few times, lubrication is the name of the game

Originally Posted by kitkat

ive heard it can do first few times, lubrication is the name of the game

Lub is for wimps

Originally Posted by SVTONYB

Lub is for wimps

there speaks the expert

Originally Posted by kitkat

there speaks the expert

Aye

Raw is Braw