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Old 05-03-12, 11:27 AM   #231
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mattabooboo --> google --> yogi bear.

I aint falling for that one
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Old 05-03-12, 11:32 AM   #232
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mattabooboo --> google --> yogi bear.

I aint falling for that one
Ok then , what about a picost?
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Old 05-03-12, 11:37 AM   #233
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about £1.39 if its a Gingsters.
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Old 07-03-12, 11:26 AM   #234
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?





Because 789!
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Seven hundred and eighty nine?
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Old 07-03-12, 12:19 PM   #236
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Seven hundred and eighty nine?

Because Seven Eight Nine!
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Old 07-03-12, 12:20 PM   #237
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Mayonages!

Sorry, too busy to think of the joke but I like the punchline.
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Old 07-03-12, 03:46 PM   #238
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Because Seven Eight Nine!
Dude, come on... I got it! Was just playing with ya
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Old 07-03-12, 04:08 PM   #239
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A lamborghini and a suzuki SV650 we're travelling down a road with a slight curve.....
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While riding one day, a biker met a Farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep alongside.
The biker began a conversation . . . .
• Biker: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
• Farmer: "Dogs don't talk."
• Biker: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
• Dog: "Doing' alright."
• Farmer: Look of shock.
• Biker: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the farmer.
• Dog: "Yep."
• Biker: "How does he treat you?"
• Dog: "Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, & takes me to the river once a week."
• Farmer: Look of total disbelief.
• Biker: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
• Farmer: "Horses don't talk."
• Biker: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
• Horse: "Cool."
• Farmer: Extreme look of shock.
• Biker: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Farmer.
• Horse: "Yessiree Bob."
• Biker: "How's he treating you?"
• Horse: "Pretty good, and thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
• Farmer: Total look of utter amazement.
• Biker: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
• Farmer: "Don't believe a F***ing Word That sheep Says... It's a liar!"
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