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05-03-12, 11:27 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
mattabooboo --> google --> yogi bear.
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05-03-12, 11:32 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
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05-03-12, 11:37 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
about £1.39 if its a Gingsters.
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07-03-12, 11:26 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 789!
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07-03-12, 11:44 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Seven hundred and eighty nine?
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07-03-12, 12:19 PM
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07-03-12, 12:20 PM
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Mayonages!
Sorry, too busy to think of the joke but I like the punchline. |
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07-03-12, 03:46 PM
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07-03-12, 04:08 PM
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A lamborghini and a suzuki SV650 we're travelling down a road with a slight curve.....
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07-03-12, 04:11 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
While riding one day, a biker met a Farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep alongside.
The biker began a conversation . . . . • Biker: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" • Farmer: "Dogs don't talk." • Biker: "Hey dog, how's it going?" • Dog: "Doing' alright." • Farmer: Look of shock. • Biker: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the farmer. • Dog: "Yep." • Biker: "How does he treat you?" • Dog: "Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, & takes me to the river once a week." • Farmer: Look of total disbelief. • Biker: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" • Farmer: "Horses don't talk." • Biker: "Hey horse, how's it going?" • Horse: "Cool." • Farmer: Extreme look of shock. • Biker: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Farmer. • Horse: "Yessiree Bob." • Biker: "How's he treating you?" • Horse: "Pretty good, and thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me." • Farmer: Total look of utter amazement. • Biker: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" • Farmer: "Don't believe a F***ing Word That sheep Says... It's a liar!"
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