GM chit chat thread - Page 25 - SV650.org

Mark_h · 26-10-12, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wideboy

I'm afraid you've lost me my good man.

Yo, banana boy
Poor Dan is in a droop

Dammit, I'm mad

Wideboy · 26-10-12, 12:08 PM

I was quoting marilyn manson from boselecta

Hhhhooooowicked.....what hmm

Mark_h · 26-10-12, 12:31 PM

Rather than risk derailing your "my car's sad" thread to which I've hopefully already provided the correct answer

Just stick a long bendy stick with a rag on it up the exhaust. Keep pushing and wriggling and twisting it until it pops out of the air intake just behind the radiator. That should do it.

If you find it difficult, just add more speed. Easiest way is to get an assistant such as Jammy to hold the stick & rag device carefully aligned to the exhaust. Drive forward 30-40 feet, put it in reverse and floor it. If all goes well and everything lines up just right then the rag and stick should stall the engine just before you run Jammy over.

If the stopping bit runs a tad late, then Jiff and a new rag will wipe Jammy off the back of the car and you should start again with a more accurate assistant.

If you take the car with you on Saturday then Thunderace should have a whole clump of accurate assistants in his garden for the BBQ.

Happy to help.

PS, I've just had a thought given his diminutive stature perhaps you could just send Jammy up the exhaust with a head torch fitted like the old Victorian chimney sweeps. Really should have considered that first.

Fallout · 26-10-12, 12:47 PM

Hmmm.

26-10-12, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_h

Rather than risk derailing your "my car's sad" thread to which I've hopefully already provided the correct answer

Just stick a long bendy stick with a rag on it up the exhaust. Keep pushing and wriggling and twisting it until it pops out of the air intake just behind the radiator. That should do it.

If you find it difficult, just add more speed. Easiest way is to get an assistant such as Jammy to hold the stick & rag device carefully aligned to the exhaust. Drive forward 30-40 feet, put it in reverse and floor it. If all goes well and everything lines up just right then the rag and stick should stall the engine just before you run Jammy over.

If the stopping bit runs a tad late, then Jiff and a new rag will wipe Jammy off the back of the car and you should start again with a more accurate assistant.

If you take the car with you on Saturday then Thunderace should have a whole clump of accurate assistants in his garden for the BBQ.

Happy to help.

PS, I've just had a thought given his diminutive stature perhaps you could just send Jammy up the exhaust with a head torch fitted like the old Victorian chimney sweeps. Really should have considered that first.

NURSE! NURSE! Dad is out of bed again!

Wideboy · 26-10-12, 01:52 PM

How old is jammy? He seems like he's at that young supple age and just ripe!

Jammy do you like puppies?

26-10-12, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wideboy

How old is jammy? He seems like he's at that young supple age and just ripe!

Jammy do you like puppies?

Just tell him you've got sweeties and comic books in the back of your van!

Wideboy · 26-10-12, 05:28 PM

What do you "tell him"? I have!

DJ123 · 30-10-12, 09:34 PM

well

30-10-12, 11:08 PM

'How old is jammy? He seems like he's at that young supple age and just ripe!' ...maybe so, but im not being some peasant-like chimney sweep

And im 18 good sir

26-10-12, 12:08 PM	#242
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26-10-12, 12:31 PM	#243
Mark_h Member Mega Poster Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fleet, Hampshire Posts: 2,448	Re: GM chit chat thread Rather than risk derailing your "my car's sad" thread to which I've hopefully already provided the correct answer Just stick a long bendy stick with a rag on it up the exhaust. Keep pushing and wriggling and twisting it until it pops out of the air intake just behind the radiator. That should do it. If you find it difficult, just add more speed. Easiest way is to get an assistant such as Jammy to hold the stick & rag device carefully aligned to the exhaust. Drive forward 30-40 feet, put it in reverse and floor it. If all goes well and everything lines up just right then the rag and stick should stall the engine just before you run Jammy over. If the stopping bit runs a tad late, then Jiff and a new rag will wipe Jammy off the back of the car and you should start again with a more accurate assistant. If you take the car with you on Saturday then Thunderace should have a whole clump of accurate assistants in his garden for the BBQ. Happy to help. PS, I've just had a thought given his diminutive stature perhaps you could just send Jammy up the exhaust with a head torch fitted like the old Victorian chimney sweeps. Really should have considered that first. __________________ Don't want to be the quickest; don't want to be the best; just want to be the one having the most fun. XL125Varadero -> Curvy SV650N-Y -> SV1000N-K3 -> Multistrada 1200s Twin-tastic stuff. Minister for Sustainability *Aliquid prudentissimus delectabiles et intelligentes in adamasset lingua.*

26-10-12, 12:47 PM	#244
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26-10-12, 01:52 PM	#246
Wideboy Evel Knievel Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Eastleigh Posts: 4,641	Re: GM chit chat thread How old is jammy? He seems like he's at that young supple age and just ripe! Jammy do you like puppies? __________________ 05 DRZ400E RIP hovis Last edited by Wideboy; 26-10-12 at 01:55 PM.

26-10-12, 05:28 PM	#248
Wideboy Evel Knievel Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Eastleigh Posts: 4,641	Re: GM chit chat thread What do you "tell him"? I have! __________________ 05 DRZ400E RIP hovis

30-10-12, 09:34 PM	#249
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30-10-12, 11:08 PM	#250
Jammy Guest Posts: n/a	Re: GM chit chat thread 'How old is jammy? He seems like he's at that young supple age and just ripe!' ...maybe so, but im not being some peasant-like chimney sweep And im 18 good sir Last edited by Jammy; 30-10-12 at 11:12 PM.

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