Motorbikes versus Women.

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

I can!!! I`m good at reading maps... even if I do say so myself

Suppose you learnt those 'skills' whilst reading the map of the shops in your local shopping complex/precinct ... well you just had to know where 'top-shop', 'tammy girl' and 'lush' was so you could get the early bargains before the other Saturday morning girls didn't you!!

ha ha ha.... yeah right!!

Actually I learnt them whilst rally driving

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

ha ha ha.... yeah right!!

Actually I learnt them whilst rally driving

To conclude my argument, motorbikes are better than men because....

• In the morning, your motorcycle wont poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.
• Your motorcycle wont shrink when its cold.

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

ha ha ha.... yeah right!!

Actually I learnt them whilst rally driving

Surely you should have had a navigator to do that for you!?!?

I did both... the navigating was for my ex hubbie

How many bikes have been designed by women?

I designed a basket to go on the front of my chopper, does that count?

I also made a go kart out of my silver cross dolls pram

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

I did both... the navigating was for my ex hubbie

You know how I learnt to map read?!?! ... when I was in the marines I was dropped off in the Sudan, with nothing but a map and my standard issue sheath knife, I had to carry out my primary mission, rescue the hostages and get us all back to the RV safely ...

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Ok, ok that is the biggest load of BS ever, but I had to try and 'top-trump' your rally driving thing!!

ha ha ha... you had me then, I actually sat here thinking wow!!!! then I read the small print pmsl