The country of the ORG....

Originally Posted by ooger

"Their non-fat friends bust through the turnstile like it is merely a turnstile, while distended cows find themselves bending, shaping, and moving their lard bags in ways never seen before"

Hell yeah!

I can help people with their addictions, is that a suitable way to make a living on the isle of the org?

As SoulKiss posted, I'm in the market for an ST1100 (maybe a 1300).

So I suggest that when we take over Wales, the NW Police is largely disbanded, leaving soley the current armed police. Some members of NW Police may elect to transfer to armed police, but if their surname happens to be Brunstrom then they will be deported!

The current police mechanics can stay, and all fleet cars/bikes can stay too. I nominate myself as a traffic cop, and my 3yd old son as Chief of Police (lets face it, he'll do a better job!!)

As for laws, I respectfully suggest that caravans be banned, especially in areas designated as National Parks.

White lines are to be edited as per my personal specification, and once all roads in NW are amended for white lines the penalty for crossing one will be raised to vehicle impounding and crushing (as white lines will be in sensible places to allow overtaking where safely possible).

On the subject of overtaking, this will only be legal for bikes. With the exception of rush hour times (8-10am and 4-6pm mon-friday) where cars will be allowed to perform such manoevers.

Road tax and fuel tax will be reset to sensible levels (ie, free of tax for bikes, and a reduction from the current rate for all other vehicles).

Bikes will be allowed into Wales free of charge, and there will be no penalty for leaving. Cars and larger vehicles will be subject to a fee of £25 for entry and exit seperately.

In due course, A/B roads (with exception of straight line roads) will be resurfaced with a top quality tarmac, and done by people that are actually competant at the job.

There's probably more I can think of too...

Some more governing suggestions in addition to Baph's ideas, which I second.

If anyone can facilitate these that would be great:

1) All children in groups of more than 1 to be handcuffed (behind their backs) and gaffer taped before entering a cinema screen after 6pm on weekdays or during weekends. If this is not deemed as feasible then their drinks/popcorn etc should be removed and they should sit at the front on the floor.

2) Wheels of any form will exist on motor vehicles only, with the exception of bicycles, which should be pushed on pavements, rather than ridden in roads, where possible.

2a) Rule 2) bans skateboards, inline skates and any shoes with wheels on. Call it "in the interests of safety, like Woolies do.

3) Any trains into or out of the land will be operated on a first some first served basis for allocating a driver and ticket collector.

[Supervox]

Brunstrom should NOT be deported - I'm sure we can find something 'meaningful' for him to do in order to be a useful member of our society.

Baffles on all bikes to be removed.
All scooters crushed [unless you can prove you own a real bike].
number plates on bikes can be made at home to your own liking.
Bus routes will start AT the pub after 10 AND run till at least 5 am. not to many steps up as well.

[SoulKiss]

Originally Posted by Supervox

Brunstrom should NOT be deported - I'm sure we can find something 'meaningful' for him to do in order to be a useful member of our society.

He can clean all the bikes after each ride-out

With his tongue

Then muc-off

Then apply a fresh layer of FS-365

I would like to propose the first planning application for when the new country is formed, titled:

"The Construction of a Purpose Built Toll Road for Motorbikes"

Text will be as follows:
"Same as Nuremberg Ring... but for motorbikes only... and with bubble wrap lining the entire circuit... charge will be 50p for a day pass"

Originally Posted by mrs24_7

wow, did you make that up yourself?!

Nah, used this new fangled t'internet thingy and googled the lyr................

erm, yes,,,,,,,,, yes I did.

I vote me as entertainments minister for the new country, see how useful I could be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yorkie_chris]

Can we smoke in the pub please