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14-08-08, 12:34 PM
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Re: Nuisance phone calls to the office...
Old favourites that I need to ressurect are...
"Good afternoon, Bury banana bending factory" And "Hello, Ramsbottom home for the semi dead" |
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14-08-08, 04:15 PM
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Re: Nuisance phone calls to the office...
My girlfriend loves winding these people up and ones of my personal favourites of hers was:
Phone rings at 6.05pm 'Hello is Mr X there' 'Nope' 'When would be the best time to reach him' 'Errrrrrrrrm 6pm' 'But its 6.05pm now' 'Yep, goodbye' |
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14-08-08, 04:20 PM
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Re: Nuisance phone calls to the office...
Oh another thing I like to do is when they ask you to spell your name you do this:
S for spelling my name to an idiot P for ****ed off E for Errrr Elephant I for Idiot R for Really wasting my time S for Still spelling my name for a idiot |
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14-08-08, 06:57 PM
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Re: Nuisance phone calls to the office...
ring ring...
"War Office, You wanna Fight..."
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