Unusual wakeup calls

When I was at summer camp we had this kid that would never get out of bed, would always be last out. So everyone esle tried everything (top bunk, so couldn't yank of bed) So one morining a leant over the wall dividng our bunks, I then did my best Jim Carey impression.

I can kinda screamed, made some noise ect; needless to say he woke up screaming took one look at me and legged it Everyone fell about laughing. Was something like a scence from Malcome in the Middle.

Another guy whilst he was alseep was carried out in his bed, he cubbie was put next to his bed on the Tennis Court! That was funny he was stood their in his boxersno i didn't do that one.

Also reversing the tent is awesome. Much fun can be had watching the result.

[Biker Biggles]

Two Spaniels playing "Lets see how far we can stick our tongues in his mouth".
That wakes me up.

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Originally Posted by Biker Biggles

Two Spaniels playing "Lets see how far we can stick our tongues in his mouth".
That wakes me up.

do you make the obligatory "pah pah pah" noise as you come round?

[Biker Biggles]

I try not to make too much fuss as it only encourages them.

[punyXpress]

After a 40-hour drive from Sicily to Surrey, finally hit the sack only to be woken 20 minutes later by a wagtail helping itself to grit from the flat roof above my head.
Sounded & felt like . . . ( the one on the left is me ! )

On the way back from Thruxton on the minibus, woke my mate up with his own air horn that he bought up there, his head almost hit the roof hahaha.

I have had cats walk over my face and lightly paw or claw my face.

In spain I was sleeping out on the balcony for the night and got woken by what I hope was water from the balcony above.

Dog jumping up on my balls, dog barking.

Being slapped with a pizza.
Not nice

Originally Posted by saoralba

Being slapped with a pizza.
Not nice

Wet gammon, or haddock is worse!

[maviczap]

3. come to mind.

1. Once after getting smashed on cider after a beach party, I went to sleep in the midddle of a field in my sleeping bag. I awoke to find the front wheel of a Triumph Boneville inches from my nose.

2. Woken at about 3am by an Oscar Bravo who I'd known when he worked for our mob. He wanted to know if I was missing my Honda H100, trouble was I'd sold it to a mate who hadn't reregistered it, and it had been stolen from my mates drive!

3. Whilst working afloat me and my colleagues were woken at about 2am by the skipper, as some knob had cast our lines off and set our ship adrift. luckily the stern line had gone taut enough in the current, so we were still connected to the quay and we were able to get back alongside. This happened on Christmas morning at about 2am! I opened a present from my sister. One bloke didn't even wake up, even though we fired up the main engines 2 x V12 paxman diesels!

Best one was was an over inquistive cow in my face. You know how they go right up to things and do a big snotty sniff and blow through the nose... yuk!

Had taken a short cut through a farmers field when pi$$ed and fallen off the gate I was climbing over, remember deciding just to sit there for a minute before getting up, and the next thing I knew it was daylight and I was being investigated by the cows.