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Old 11-06-09, 07:33 PM   #21
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I will defo take Dizzys advice cause I know he will be lingering about, kill switch or a swift kick ..... that'll put him off. Why did I not think of that !!


I must admit I've never tried it....so I reallly don't know what will happen!!!!

What on earth have done....lol
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Old 11-06-09, 07:40 PM   #22
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just do one enourmass fart next time he pull's up next to you soon put him off
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Old 11-06-09, 08:00 PM   #23
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shells a lady she doesnt fart
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Old 11-06-09, 08:01 PM   #24
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just do one enourmass fart next time he pull's up next to you soon put him off
that'' knock him off for sure!
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Old 11-06-09, 08:17 PM   #25
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I left him to it thinking "Kn*b".
Probably right.
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Guess what he followed me off the island, riding right up my rear end.

I decided to take a detour and turn off left so indicated so he would get from under my back wheel, but he followed.

I was mad, turned left and right down side roads and he followed.
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On reading further, I think you're definitely right: ---- of the highest order.

Don't you know anyone in traffic division? Surely a polite word in their ear could create havoc for Mr Cretin in the near future - "why do I always get pulled over" etc.!!!!!
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Old 11-06-09, 10:18 PM   #26
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shells a lady she doesnt fart
LOL ha ha I did 3 farts infront of Kwak on Wed and I was so proud of them all, should have seen his face he was in shock

Daz do you still love me ?????
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Old 11-06-09, 10:44 PM   #27
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LOL ha ha I did 3 farts infront of Kwak on Wed and I was so proud of them all, should have seen his face he was in shock

Daz do you still love me ?????
stay away from the bar b que then!!!
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Old 11-06-09, 10:53 PM   #28
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stay away from the bar b que then!!!
ha ha no why waste money on gas when you can light it yaself LOL

I think Kwak was disgusted ha ha the look on his face was priceless

I am certainly no lady ........... wish I was may get a man that way lol
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Daz do you still love me ?????

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Old 12-06-09, 09:51 AM   #30
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I may be a bit slow but what is so bad about this biking experience?
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