Help me lose my bike mojo for a few months.....

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by Bri w

It may be of scant consolation but when you first get back on a bike you will absolutely love it to bits. The buzz after an enforced break is fantastic, and thereafter you will cherish every ride. You'll never take it for granted again.

I got a Playstation and did virtual riding... it helped.

By the way, I had a great blast today

Ohhhh I'll be champing at the bit to get out, but I need me nads(if I had them) clamping now, its torturous. I don't take riding for granted now, already having one child and carefully co ordinating ride time, you never do.

Originally Posted by kitkat

DB - my mojo has gone and I dont know if it will come back. might have a good looking purple raptor for sale

Well I really am looking for a Xtra VRap, but if I don't get one, a nice purple one just might persuade me to go nakid

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris

Not sure what to suggest however, perhaps knitting baby bootees (to keep your hands busy) while sat astride that beanbag (to mimic the bike's riding position) with the hairdryer on full blast at your face (to give the feel of wind resistance) of course in full biking gear...just a suggestion

Lol, I love the description but I might whine like an old granny but I ain't bloody knitting boots

Originally Posted by Girth

I can come and slash your tyres? Or come and nick your bikes and put them in my garage?

Feck orf

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

That is up for debate!

Not this time sonny Jim!

Originally Posted by Stingo

I'm seriously thinking of SORNing mine in May when the MOT is due. In part as a protest to the other half who never stops bleeding my F****** ears whenever I spend something on the M'bike/kit etc. Fed up of the grief. Quite happy to get the bus - the stop is five yards from my front door. Ideal.

I'll update in May...if I've got any ears left...

Tell her to can it, I'm with you on that one

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

Fit louder can

On a Raptor....don't mind if I do anything to remind you my bikes louder than yours