The New Years Resolutions Thread - Page 3 - SV650.org

Littlepeahead · 30-12-11, 06:43 PM

I resolve to drink more alcohol. I reckon once I build up my tolerance I might be able to manage, ooooo, 2 glasses of wine a night.

And I'm going to try to become the Olympic Malteser eating gold medalist. I've been training hard all over Christmas and I reckon my body fat percentage is now about 80%.

I have big plans to get through a whole year without requiring any surgery on any part of my body, unless I can save up enough for a facelift.

And finally, my big resolution is to ride that motorcycle which takes me susprise every time I open the garage door and I see it sitting there.

30-12-11, 07:00 PM

1.Sub 8 minutes BTG at the Nurburgring, but ideally get less than 7:45.

2.Cut down on the booze.

3.More Laydeez (or just one nice one for a while)

Should be enough to concentrate on, although whether all 3 are mutually compatible is another issue...

30-12-11, 07:01 PM

I plan on not being such a grumpy/strict Dad. I keep finding myself coming down on the boy like he's 14 not 4.
Gonna cut him some slack from now on.

30-12-11, 10:03 PM

My New Year Resolutions:

Stop being married;

Tell two 21 year old Polish blondes with pony tails (they are not sisters cos I got told off for thinking that) they can have me;

Only smoke after sex, should get me down to 40 a day with a bit of luck...

tigersaw · 30-12-11, 10:13 PM

1: Change nothing.
2: goto 1

andrewsmith · 30-12-11, 10:18 PM

Right got a couple

1. Reduce the alcohol intake quite a bit (mine is getting out of hand again)
2. Aim for 12-14% bodyfat (17% at the last check in Nov)
3. Drink Davepreston under the table (contradict no 1 massively

)
4. Get laid more often

NTECUK · 30-12-11, 10:19 PM

1)See if i can get rid of my fat tummy.
2)Get another Bike
3)Get rid of the mrs old GPX to make way for 2

30-12-11, 10:36 PM

Lots of 'Get laid more often'.

You poor deprived souls.

31-12-11, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Ralph-

Lots of 'Get laid more often'.

You poor deprived souls.

Indeed

Richie · 31-12-11, 01:06 AM

Drink more and have a wallet full of cash at the end of the night :0)

No... I'm going on a drinking diet...
I'll check in my weight at the start of next year.... any one care to join ?

30-12-11, 06:43 PM	#21
Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Saaarrrfff Posts: 2,908	Re: The New Years Resolutions Thread I resolve to drink more alcohol. I reckon once I build up my tolerance I might be able to manage, ooooo, 2 glasses of wine a night. And I'm going to try to become the Olympic Malteser eating gold medalist. I've been training hard all over Christmas and I reckon my body fat percentage is now about 80%. I have big plans to get through a whole year without requiring any surgery on any part of my body, unless I can save up enough for a facelift. And finally, my big resolution is to ride that motorcycle which takes me susprise every time I open the garage door and I see it sitting there. __________________ Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind...

30-12-11, 07:00 PM	#22
Tim in Belgium Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The New Years Resolutions Thread 1.Sub 8 minutes BTG at the Nurburgring, but ideally get less than 7:45. 2.Cut down on the booze. 3.More Laydeez (or just one nice one for a while) Should be enough to concentrate on, although whether all 3 are mutually compatible is another issue...

30-12-11, 10:03 PM	#24
myfirstsv Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The New Years Resolutions Thread My New Year Resolutions: Stop being married; Tell two 21 year old Polish blondes with pony tails (they are not sisters cos I got told off for thinking that) they can have me; Only smoke after sex, should get me down to 40 a day with a bit of luck...

30-12-11, 10:13 PM	#25
tigersaw Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Llanwrtyd Wells Powys Posts: 1,146	Re: The New Years Resolutions Thread 1: Change nothing. 2: goto 1

30-12-11, 10:18 PM	#26
andrewsmith Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country Posts: 7,750	Re: The New Years Resolutions Thread Right got a couple 1. Reduce the alcohol intake quite a bit (mine is getting out of hand again) 2. Aim for 12-14% bodyfat (17% at the last check in Nov) 3. Drink Davepreston under the table (contradict no 1 massively ) 4. Get laid more often __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi

30-12-11, 07:01 PM	#23
Fruity-ya-ya Guest Posts: n/a	I plan on not being such a grumpy/strict Dad. I keep finding myself coming down on the boy like he's 14 not 4. Gonna cut him some slack from now on.

30-12-11, 10:19 PM	#27
NTECUK Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: essex Posts: 5,314	Re: The New Years Resolutions Thread 1)See if i can get rid of my fat tummy. 2)Get another Bike 3)Get rid of the mrs old GPX to make way for 2 __________________ Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

30-12-11, 10:36 PM	#28
-Ralph- Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The New Years Resolutions Thread Lots of 'Get laid more often'. You poor deprived souls.

31-12-11, 01:06 AM	#30
Richie fantabulas Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Nr Durham Posts: 4,940	Re: The New Years Resolutions Thread Drink more and have a wallet full of cash at the end of the night :0) No... I'm going on a drinking diet... I'll check in my weight at the start of next year.... any one care to join ? __________________ My Flickr photos

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