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Old 12-07-12, 08:10 PM   #21
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I had a guy earlier pull right out of the junction in front of me and drive at like 2mph, i nearly ploughed into him, luckily there was just enough space to undertake him, well guess what he was on his phone,

How on earth I didn't hit him I will never know but the tosser had the cheek to give me a hand signal, I mean wtf,

people just don't give a s**t!
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Old 12-07-12, 08:23 PM   #22
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I give 'em three points and a sixty quid fine.

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Old 12-07-12, 08:35 PM   #23
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I had a guy earlier pull right out of the junction in front of me and drive at like 2mph, i nearly ploughed into him, luckily there was just enough space to undertake him, well guess what he was on his phone,

How on earth I didn't hit him I will never know but the tosser had the cheek to give me a hand signal, I mean wtf,

people just don't give a s**t!
driver on phone "I'm so turned on by your legendary avoidance skills that I plan on ************ later"
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Old 12-07-12, 08:39 PM   #24
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driver on phone "I'm so turned on by your legendary avoidance skills that I plan on ************ later"

im trying to work out words that fit the amount of stars lol
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Old 12-07-12, 08:41 PM   #25
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I used to had a go at people but there is always that one time your phone makes a noise and you quickly check what it was... it's then that you're as bad as all the rest.

I even do it, however I drive hundreds of miles per week and I also have a Bluetooth headset which I wear.
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Old 12-07-12, 08:42 PM   #26
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Fornicating?

With a * for luck.
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Old 12-07-12, 08:45 PM   #27
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it was like maths-debating but it turns out that the oxford english dictionary term for it is more offensive than 'wanking'.
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Old 12-07-12, 08:46 PM   #28
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unless I spell it wrong 'masterbating' in which case it rewards me... this place is starting to represent everything which is wrong with society.

Are you a tosser? Here's a record deal.
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Old 13-07-12, 03:02 AM   #29
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Here's my metaphor for phone usage whilst driving:

Having a poo with the bathroom door open is only a problem if it smells. Otherwise, it's just something a lot of people don't think is right.

So there.
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Old 13-07-12, 06:15 AM   #30
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if in a motorway i have on occasion driven along side them and held my hand on the horn until its impossible for them to speak anyway cos of the noisy dirty diesel next to them .

then i smile like it would be polite of them to put down the phone
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