Bit of fun! I've got a business...

[Biker Biggles]

Im a toilet engineer

Its crap

I've got a business as a professional philosopher. I can't stop thinking about it.

I've got a business producing sewing machines that tell jokes, they keep me in stitches.

[punyXpress]

Popped my clogs, went to Heaven & started my dream job - stud gelding.
B hard servicing all them fillies!
Now in need of a rest

I have a body shop sanding cars down for a living, everything has to be up to scratch!

So many!

I've got a business...I'm a hooker, I'm working on the ins and outs

I work in lighting, always looking on the brighter side of life.

I own a Landscaping business... but really I'm just beating about the bush
I'm an Australina Outback guide... but really I'm just beating about the Bush
I own a business running grouse hunts.. but really i'm just beating around the bush
I'm a Lesbian Dominatrix... but really I'm just beating about the (well you get the idea)

[Balky001]

I make porno films,I don't charge, I only do it for the craic
I have a karate school, I get a real kick from it
I ran a cycle shop but got bored of peddling gear
I ran a furniture shop but I had to shelve it
I build helta skeltas. The business is in a downward spiral.

I was a painter, but it all dried up.
I was a racer, but they all drove away.
I was a shoeseller, but I got the boot.
I was a guide, but I got lost.
I was a bobby, but I quit before I became a pr**k
I produced tape, but it all glued together.
I was christian, but saw the light.

I run a business producing pet food from Korean restaurant leftovers, but it's such a dog eat dog industry.

I've got a waxing salon; sometimes it's the pits but other days it can be a good crack!