Official Saturday 22nd Ride Out

I'd like to propose the rideout be treated as two rideouts due to its length and to allow fair points allocation for both the riders of the full route and the halfway heroes (mark and bob).


I'd also like to call into question marks statement that him and bob "didn't go all the way"

After he was suspiciously able to make it after he heard bob was coming and then she was so keen to leave with him I'd like to suggest they may have indeed "gone all the way" and would ask for votes as to how many points this should garner him (and how many bribes we'd accept not to tell his wife).

[tonyk]

Thanks guys for a really fantastic day out…..
oh those roads!!!!, what were they ?, private race track….lol…

[Fallout]

Well here are my thoughts. Feel free to discuss and adopt as you see fit:
Daddyjob - +1 for organised great ride out, -1 for being the loser TEC, +1 for resisting the urge to ride home with bob.
GrandDaddyJob +2 for leading a good ride out. -1 for almost riding into the side of farm machinary after we left the first pub.
Bob +1 for attending and riding well, -1 for not wearing enough clothes. Not normal I say that about a woman. Maybe that's jobs fault for not inspecting her insulative layers correctly.
ThunderFace +1 for remaining calm throughout. No shananigans at all about from obligatory mini drag races.
Spank +1 for some good jokes and keeping it shiny side up.
BordTea +2 for a full long rideout attended. Definitely worthy of note. -1 for the tractor exhaust note.
Jammy +1 for eating his own lunch.
Tony +1 for getting his granny outfit on before we were all ready to leave!

Ok, dinner time. Will think of others later.

Fallout -1 for almost killing himself by bouncing off the bonnet of oncoming traffic and forcing a merc to brake rather hard
Tonyk -1 for blasting past me and making me **** myself

Bloody good ride today actually, those roads were brilliant just a shame there wasnt less traffic on some parts!

I think bob should get a plus one for being tec, after all it's less fun and someone had to.

A bit selfishly I'd like to suggest I ought to get a plus 1 for actually spotting what the farm machinery was doing and keeping out of the way, it's not often I actually look and plan ahead.

[DJ123]

Originally Posted by Fallout

Well here are my thoughts. Feel free to discuss and adopt as you see fit:
Daddyjob - +1 for organised great ride out, -1 for being the loser TEC, +1 for resisting the urge to ride home with bob.
TEC is an important job and means we don't lose anyone god knows that most the people on the ride out today don't have a sense of direction!
GrandDaddyJob +2 for leading a good ride out. -1 for almost riding into the side of farm machinary after we left the first pub.
The tractor never indicated at all. Thankfully the tractor did eventually look in his mirror and see that he was about to be over taken. Overall feeling of that even from Dad was that 'The ABS works well and that instincts kickeed in, no panic, simply did what was good for the situation.
Bob +1 for attending and riding well, -1 for not wearing enough clothes. Not normal I say that about a woman. Maybe that's jobs fault for not inspecting her insulative layers correctly.
I met her at a petrol station, not really the palce to be inspecting clothes!
ThunderFace +1 for remaining calm throughout. No shananigans at all about from obligatory mini drag races.
Spank +1 for some good jokes and keeping it shiny side up.
BordTea +2 for a full long rideout attended. Definitely worthy of note. -1 for the tractor exhaust note.
Jammy +1 for eating his own lunch.
Tony +1 for getting his granny outfit on before we were all ready to leave!
and highest top speed of the day
Ok, dinner time. Will think of others later.

Originally Posted by Spank86

I think bob should get a plus one for being tec, after all it's less fun and someone had to.

A bit selfishly I'd like to suggest I ought to get a plus 1 for actually spotting what the farm machinery was doing and keeping out of the way, it's not often I actually look and plan ahead.

I was TEC Bob was Pre TEC

[Mark_h]

Originally Posted by Fallout

Well here are my thoughts. Feel free to discuss and adopt as you see fit:
Daddyjob - +1 for organised great ride out, -1 for being the loser TEC, +1 for resisting the urge to ride home with bob.
GrandDaddyJob +2 for leading a good ride out. -1 for almost riding into the side of farm machinary after we left the first pub.
Bob +1 for attending and riding well, -1 for not wearing enough clothes. Not normal I say that about a woman. Maybe that's jobs fault for not inspecting her insulative layers correctly.
ThunderFace +1 for remaining calm throughout. No shananigans at all about from obligatory mini drag races.
Spank +1 for some good jokes and keeping it shiny side up.
BordTea +2 for a full long rideout attended. Definitely worthy of note. -1 for the tractor exhaust note.
Jammy +1 for eating his own lunch.
Tony +1 for getting his granny outfit on before we were all ready to leave!

Ok, dinner time. Will think of others later.

Was I not there?

Originally Posted by Spank86

I think bob should get a plus one for being tec, after all it's less fun and someone had to.

A bit selfishly I'd like to suggest I ought to get a plus 1 for actually spotting what the farm machinery was doing and keeping out of the way, it's not often I actually look and plan ahead.

I believe it was Daddyjob doing an excellent TEC role.

May I remind it's 3 for leading, 2 for good attendance and others for entertaining or notable actions during the ride-out.

I'd also like to allocate Bob +1 (note not "give" to save the sniggering) for being a very absorbent student.

[Fallout]

Originally Posted by Bordtea

Fallout -1 for almost killing himself by bouncing off the bonnet of oncoming traffic and forcing a merc to brake rather hard

Eh? I do like the odd near miss but every overtake today was boringly safe. Are you on crack? I don't remember a single close encounter.

[Fallout]

Originally Posted by Mark_h

Was I not there?

I wouldn't dare even consider assigning you sustainability points. That'd be like a child telling his parents how to get a promotion.

Ta muchly Mr Job and Job senior, excellent route fun day all round and good attendance.

ROCA

Fallout (+1) -1 for not noticing my shenanigans. +1 for accidental wheelie! +1 for Jammy's kill switch.
Bordtea (-1) for riding too close behind a transit van and subsequently missing a couple of overtaking opportunities.
Thunderace (+2) +1 for 3 traffic islands being dealt with "properly" & +1 for attempting to set off four speed cameras and getting flashed by one of them!
Bob (+1) for not hanging about and using maximum beans where possible.
tonyk (+2) for highest speed of the day.
Mark_h (+1) for helping Bob to feel the force.
Daddyjob (+2) for being the back marker all day and generally having to bimble behind Jammy.
Grandaddyjob (+2) +1 for leading a fantastic ride +1 for some very artful p*ss taking at the airfield and at the traffic lights with the guy with one pannier.
Spank86 (+1) for doing his best not to shoot of round the twisties and actually stay with the pack.
Jammy (+1) for at times pinning his throttle and keeping it there to keep up.