What would you do if you had a million quid?

Originally Posted by Tara

I'd travel

yeah...think i would go back to florida...tis nice there!

Buy this forum, ban you all who dont agree with me, the invest the rest. :P

Originally Posted by getyerkneedown

Buy this forum, ban you all who dont agree with me, the invest the rest. :P

be quit an empty forum by the looks of last night dude!

[timwilky]

I'd get a divorce.


Then give my wife sorry ex, the wedding we should have had, but couldn't afford at the time.

[Viney]

Originally Posted by getyerkneedown

Buy this forum, ban you all who dont agree with me, the invest the rest. :P

Its not for sale!

Originally Posted by timwilky

I'd get a divorce.


Then give my wife sorry ex, the wedding we should have had, but couldn't afford at the time.

will that cover a divorce these days?

[Balky001]

wonder where the rest went!

No, start a little supersport team, on the Gold Coast in Australia.

I would immediately retire to an isolated monastery and devote my remaining years to meditation and philosophy.

[timwilky]

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

I would immediately retire to an isolated monastery and devote my remaining years to meditation and philosophy.

and I thought you had spent the last 10 years navel gazing already

On the other hand you could...

... get the to paint the Forth Bridge yellow for once.

... get some new stones for Stonehenge.

... give it all to GYKD so he could do all the things he wants to do and then see where life takes him when he has nothing to complain about anymore.

... wander around the country asking random people you meet on the street to smile for a quid. A millions smiles - not bad.

... put it all on Red.

... gold plate my car (a 19 year old mini)

... put diamonds in the heels of all my shoes.

... get my own flagstone on Hollywoods walk of fame.

... go into a £1 shop, but one thing and pay with a fifty pound note.

... sell it on ebay.

... buy something stupid on ebay for a million quid.

... buy the biggest diamond you can and give it to the first person who will eat it.

... buy the premises and stock for a nice little bookshop and then strictly adhere to standard second-hand bookstore opening hours = so erratic you never actually appear to be open.

... give it to my dog to see whether he eats it, burys it or simply falls asleep on it.

... actually that's cool - stuff my mattress with it.

... have a coat made of fifty pound notes.

... diamond stud my ****.

... dress like a tramp and anti-beg. Hassle people on the undergraound and in London and give them money.

... Go on an anti-crime spree, break into people houses and upgrade their TV's and Stereos!

... dress as a tramp and cruise round high class shops and car dealers like Mercedes and after being abused by the sales staff flash the cash, force them to treat me like royalty and then after a few hours of torturing them like this - walk out and not buy anything.

... be nice and pay my parents back for all those supportive things they've done for me over the years and send them on a round the world holiday. Then have a huge party at their house and trash it - something I never did as a teenager and I feel we all missed out.