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gruntygiggles · 07-12-10, 01:30 PM

Millions of German TV viewers saw a man seriously injure himself trying to jump over a car on a live show.
Samuel Koch, 23, suffered multiple spinal injuries in the stunt using special spring-powered stilts for the Wetten Dass? (Wanna Bet?) programme.

one of the comments was:

...A case of ' poor sprung dork technique' ?

07-12-10, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gruntygiggles

...A case of ' poor sprung dork technique' ?

Well, a pig with a spring on each leg is "Four Sprung Pork Technik"

07-12-10, 05:03 PM

andrewsmith · 07-12-10, 05:07 PM

Dave20046 · 07-12-10, 09:59 PM

#3601-#3603 = quality

Dave20046 · 09-12-10, 07:21 PM

10-12-10, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave20046

11-12-10, 10:26 AM

Don't be cruel to animals and stop throwing stones at horses ... Especially when they're riding in the back of a Royal car!

andrewsmith · 11-12-10, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xXBADGERXx

Don't be cruel to animals and stop throwing stones at horses ... Especially when they're riding in the back of a Royal car!

I raise you

punyXpress · 11-12-10, 12:21 PM

Tom had been in the Police force for 25 years.
Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Tasmania as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

'Name's Cliff, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...'
'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks Thank you.'
As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you.... Be some drinking'.'

'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops...... 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'

'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! . I'll be there. Thanks again.'
.....'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'

'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?'
Don't much matter. ......... Just gonna be the two of us..'

On that note: . . Happy Christmas, one and all!

07-12-10, 01:30 PM	#3601
gruntygiggles DaffyGingerBint Mega Poster Join Date: May 2008 Location: Melksham Posts: 1,577	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here Millions of German TV viewers saw a man seriously injure himself trying to jump over a car on a live show. Samuel Koch, 23, suffered multiple spinal injuries in the stunt using special spring-powered stilts for the Wetten Dass? (Wanna Bet?) programme. one of the comments was: ...A case of ' poor sprung dork technique' ? __________________ 2012 Welsh TT http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=171244 RIP Hovie baby

07-12-10, 05:03 PM	#3603
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07-12-10, 05:07 PM	#3604
andrewsmith Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country Posts: 7,750	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi

07-12-10, 09:59 PM	#3605
Dave20046 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Sheffield Posts: 10,274	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here #3601-#3603 = quality __________________

09-12-10, 07:21 PM	#3606
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11-12-10, 10:26 AM	#3608
xXBADGERXx Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here Don't be cruel to animals and stop throwing stones at horses ... Especially when they're riding in the back of a Royal car!

11-12-10, 12:21 PM	#3610
punyXpress Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Riding, North Posts: 2,664	Re: The Comedy Club - Post Your Jokes Here Tom had been in the Police force for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Tasmania as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. 'Name's Cliff, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...' 'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks Thank you.' As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you.... Be some drinking'.' 'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'. Again, the big man starts to leave and stops...... 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.' 'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! . I'll be there. Thanks again.' .....'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,' 'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?' Don't much matter. ......... Just gonna be the two of us..' On that note: . . Happy Christmas, one and all! __________________ Was: K2 naked in rapid yellow - gone to a better? place Now: Street Triple R

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