Motorbikes versus Women.

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

ha ha ha... you had me then, I actually sat here thinking wow!!!! then I read the small print pmsl

Oh and you may moan about your*/us blokes, but you know deep down you'd be lost without him/us ... what about all them unopened pickle jars!?!?

*your obviously getting all this from 1st hand/close to home experience

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

Oh and you may moan about your*/us blokes, but you know deep down you'd be lost without him/us ... what about all them unopened pickle jars!?!?

*your obviously getting all this from 1st hand experiance

nope!! have no man in my life to moan at... oops sorry, I obviously meant share my life with

I have a good grip and can open most jar lids myself

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

nope!! have no man in my life to moan at... oops sorry, I obviously meant share my life with

I have a good grip and can open most jar lids myself

yep, i find i can open most pickle jars, seen as a large park of my working life entails ripping teeth out of people's skulls.

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

nope!! have no man in my life to moan at... oops sorry, I obviously meant share my life with

I have a good grip and can open most jar lids myself

With all that evident pent up man-hating aggression, I suspect all the ones you meet are more likely to get snarled at than pouted at!! ... tell you what, you and that seeming man-hater Ping* would be a formidable force if you teamed up - throw in a few sexist comments as a catalyst and that is a combination that would go 'critical mass' in no time!!!!!

*cor, I tell-ya, I am sure she is a lovely girl, but now there is a woman that I am afraid of!!

Originally Posted by dissuade

yep, i find i can open most pickle jars, seen as a large park of my working life entails ripping teeth out of people's skulls.

Now let me guess ... you are grave robber* by day right?!!?

*nicking all the gold caps off the corpses just in case my warped mind went a step beyond where anyone else's could go without this prod!!

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

With all that evident pent up man-hating aggression, I suspect all the ones you meet are more likely to get snarled at than pouted at!! ... tell you what, you and that man-hater Ping* would be a formidable force if you teamed up - throw in a few sexist comments as a catalyst and that is a combination that would go 'critical mass' in no time!!!!!

*cor, I tell-ya, now there is a woman that scares me!!

Hey I don`t hate men..... I luv being around men that I can have a laugh with, in fact I probs get on better with men than women! I love looking at men, especially ones with big chests and shoulders (sigh!)

Yes i`m an independant woman but I would love to be in a relationship with the right man..... problem is finding him!

[Richie]

I've never made love to a beautiful motorcycle....










coat..... taxi.

Originally Posted by Speedy Claire

Hey I don`t hate men.....

What is there to like about us?!?!! ... you must be mad!!!

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

What is there to like about us?!?!! ... you must be mad!!!

You have your uses.... I`d be able to throw my hot water bottle away!

Claire wanted a male with a big chest and shoulders. Well, here he is