Dear Deirdre of the dot org

[_Stretchie_]

I dunno, small feet, big tool. It's not too different to having big boobs (so I'm told ; P )

They just call it 'middle heavy' instead of 'Top heavy'

[gruntygiggles]

Originally Posted by _Stretchie_

I dunno, small feet, big tool. It's not too different to having big boobs (so I'm told ; P )

They just call it 'middle heavy' instead of 'Top heavy'

Whoever could have told you about what it's like to have big boobs????

Originally Posted by Messie

Help me with my dilemma please

There's this guy I fancy who really thinks that girls drinking pints is cool

but

if I drink pints I want to go pee pee all the time

what should I do?

Fit a cathiter,lol...(is that how you spell it?)

Originally Posted by sv-robo

Fit a cathiter,lol...(is that how you spell it?)

catheter

Is it Blue?

1. Drink pints

2. Sit on his lap

3. Wee.

If he doesn't like it, come and see me and start again at point 1...

[Jayneflakes]

Simple solution to this dilemma...

Take three E's.
Drink until you pop...
Wake up in casualty with him holding your hand gazing into your blood shot eyes.
Go to rehab.
Become a scientologist and marry Tom Cruise.

That'll learn 'im!