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Old 07-07-10, 01:49 PM   #31
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Holly makes me smile when I turn the hose on.

I'd happily take all of them but only Squirrel will fit in my backpack!!

See, that's where you're wrong. He'd start off in your back pack, but by the time you got home, you'd be riding the bike nekkid and he'd be all snuggled up having wormed and squirmed you out of the way to have all the warmth himself!

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Old 07-07-10, 01:57 PM   #32
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See, that's where you're wrong. He'd start off in your back pack, but by the time you got home, you'd be riding the bike nekkid and he'd be all snuggled up having wormed and squirmed you out of the way to have all the warmth himself!

Note: NEVER share a sleeping bag with Squirrel the dog!

If you want to share a sleeping bag with Squirrel the orger.......be sure to remember lube!
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Old 07-07-10, 02:22 PM   #33
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See, that's where you're wrong. He'd start off in your back pack, but by the time you got home, you'd be riding the bike nekkid and he'd be all snuggled up having wormed and squirmed you out of the way to have all the warmth himself!

Note: NEVER share a sleeping bag with Squirrel the dog!









If you want to share a sleeping bag with Squirrel the orger.......be sure to remember lube!
Meh, he doesn't mind if you don't use it, he just thinks of Britain
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Old 07-07-10, 03:06 PM   #34
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Your lucky GG, Samson would have come in and half eaten it crunching the bones in front of me
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Old 07-07-10, 03:29 PM   #35
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That would have been ok in a weird way. At least he would have done something with it! Squirrel just obviously broke it's neck and decided it would make a nice little ornament to prance around with before ignoring!
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Old 07-07-10, 04:50 PM   #36
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Made me think of the story of Gelert

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelert

Maybe your dog was just trying to rescue the rabbit.

...well you can tell yourself that to make you feel better.
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Made me think of the story of Gelert

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelert

Maybe your dog was just trying to rescue the rabbit.

...well you can tell yourself that to make you feel better.

Have been to the grave! Grew up being told that
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Old 07-07-10, 07:46 PM   #38
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My Dog did the same thing , except it was a neighbours pet Rabbit , luckily she practically ate the whole thing before the neighbour asked me if I had seen it . I didn`t know til I got home and saw the Dog in the back garden trying to spit some fluff off it`s top lip .
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Well Hollie came running in about an hour ago, tail between her legs. Saw a wet patch on her back and when I parted the hair, there was a wasp stinging her. It was stinging repeatedly, I got it off and it tried to sting me too. Nasty little thing is now squished and in the bin!

She's feeling really sorry for herself
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But are not the wasps at yours the size of small mopeds?

Poor doggie. Give her a hug from us.
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