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Old 29-01-12, 09:40 PM   #31
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Default Re: Some **** shot my pheasants

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Because all small animals are rigged up with spy cameras, GPS tracking devices, and vital life signs sensors. As soon as one dies, alarms sound and red lights flash, a specialist roadkill squad log on to their systems to track down which animal, when, how and who. They WILL find you and you WILL be bought to justice. Step away from the roadkill!
'tis true! It's the same people who put tiny little speed cameras in cats eyes (fox eyes were also tried, but they either yelled C%^T! very loudly or disappeared in a cloud of two-stroke)

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Old 29-01-12, 10:13 PM   #32
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It's illegal to pick game up you've hit, you have to wait for someone else to hit one
Sod that, I used to hit three or four a week in my old Transit van on the airfield industrial estate access road where I worked from back then. Stop, lob the carcass in the back and carry on. Bloody things were everywhere and too stupid to run to the hedges

When I was driving in or out I used to make a note of what dead pheasants there were so I could spot new ones. Pheasant that were freshly dead but hit by other vehicles (mainly artics delivering) were lobbed in too. After a while there were too many to count on the 1 mile access road so I took a shovel one evening and cleaned the verges of them all so I could spot fresh kills. My mother-in-law used to do all the prep then hand them out to friends.

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