Now that was the most uncomfortable 30 minutes of my life.

Originally Posted by Seggons

There was all sort of talent there going from 18 to 38, shame they were all out of my league.

No woman is ever out of your league - take that snippet of advice from an ugly bloke who's had some cracking looking and extremely nice girlfriends in the past.

Originally Posted by svdemon

Just talk to as many girls as you can and you'll stumble across a click.

Us terminally single blokes call this the 3% rule.

This basically means 3% of the women you ask will sleep with you. This gives you two options

1) Ask 33 women and you'll eventually cop off with one of them

2) Ask the same woman 33 times and eventually you'll break her resolve down far enough to accept your proposition.

Originally Posted by Lozzo

Ask the same woman 33 times and eventually you'll break her resolve down far enough to accept your proposition.

or she`ll report you to the police under the Harrassment and Stalkers Act!!

At least it was only 30 minutes.

My most uncomfortable situation was at a friends wedding a couple of years ago. I was attending with my new BF unfortunately my ex husband was the best man - I got hammered and survived the night

Originally Posted by kitkat

At least it was only 30 minutes.

My most uncomfortable situation was at a friends wedding a couple of years ago. I was attending with my new BF unfortunately my ex husband was the best man - I got hammered and survived the night

I was best man at my ex-girlfriend of 4 years wedding... that was a sureal experience, especially as my ex-wife (who used to date the groom) was one of the bridesmaids.

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Lozzo

I was best man at my ex-girlfriend of 4 years wedding... that was a sureal experience, especially as my ex-wife (who used to date the groom) was one of the bridesmaids.

Holy Heck, could it get more difficult?
It is always difficult when you bump into an ex at a wedding, especially if she was the tart who cheated on you with your best friend and You still want to smash her face in with a crow bar... Apparently *

I was best woman at a friends wedding in 06 and went up there with my then boy friend, which confused the hell out of my friends Dad. The only uncomfortable part of that day was the silly shoes I wore, next wedding I go to, I am wearing my purple Docs or my bike boots.




* Mind you I am over her now, but still would not give her the steam off of my pooh!

Originally Posted by svdemon

Just talk to as many girls as you can and you'll stumble across a click.

Originally Posted by sunshine

heres a tip, straight in there no kissing.
it sometimes works!

Or you could just walk up to every girl in the place and ask straight out if they fancy a sh4g. You ask enough girls eventually one of 'em's gonna say yes....

Originally Posted by Lozzo

Us terminally single blokes call this the 3% rule.

This basically means 3% of the women you ask will sleep with you. This gives you two options

1) Ask 33 women and you'll eventually cop off with one of them

Damn, he beat me to it.

Didn't know the odds were 33 to 1 though....

Originally Posted by -Ralph-

You ask enough girls eventually one of 'em's gonna say yes....

Known my luck the one that does say yes might look like a female, but on closer inspection that 'female' still has his meat and 2 veg attached.

Has to be when I last come off me bike and the paramedics had to remove my jeans, I didn't have the most secretive pair of boxers on. It was a good job it was cold and I couldn't feel my leg

Smeg, have I not taught you anything? Jeuss.