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Go for a foreign chick, then you have no idea what she's saying
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Bulgarian is preferred. Yes and no are switched. Gag her and ask politely if she'd like to have intercourse, she'll instantly nod.
Sent via the medium of interpretive dance.
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I've always wondered that if they can't speak you language how do you know they're saying no. Use that one for your next court appearance.
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If I rode your bike, you were groomed. I spread my scent on your bike and let the pheromones do their business.
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I think it had the reverse effect & the grooming has rubbed off on me
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Daddy groom rubbed off on you?
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