50 Shades of Grey...

[yorkie_chris]

Apparently no kinky sh*t of any interest whatsoever goes on until at least 2/3rds of the way through.

I've just had an awful image of YC in a gimp suit pop into my head.

Why could I not have got Missyburd as a dominatrix in rubber?

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

Apparently no kinky sh*t of any interest whatsoever goes on until at least 2/3rds of the way through.

So she hasn`t even encased his Wedding Vegetables in scorching hot Candle Wax yet ?

[Dave20046]

To be honest this book has spelt awful things for me, I tend to go about my days amusing my(highly immature)self by using a lot of innuendo to people I know won't cotton on, either they're above it and won't notice or are thick.

After getting 'sorry, I've a mouth full of nuts', 'yes, I'll just get it up for you now' and 'we'll put a big black one round the back of her' in a meeting the other day. It turns out I've been busted and now have to de-program the way my mind works. They all seem to be cottoning on and highlighting it..Women are getting filthier minded by the day

Originally Posted by xXBADGERXx

So she hasn`t even encased his Wedding Vegetables in scorching hot Candle Wax yet ?

No wax at all, most disappointing!

Edit: I tell a lie actually, there is a scene in the bath and Mr Grey has made an effort to be romantic and lit a few tealights but that's as good as it gets lol!

And Pete, I admit to having read it, I wouldn't class it as a) a confession or b) an achievement of any sort. While I'm at it I'll also "admit" to having read far better amorous literary works and this book is not even close to those. It's teen sex fun and if you think it's genius writing then you're in for a surprise when you get round to reading half decent erotica

Always wanted to read it. Read snippets of it and it sounds awesome.

Its not for men to watch porn, its supposed to be a hint to you fella's

[yorkie_chris]

So who's going to start the dirty book review thread

Not me
I don't think the male species would apprecite it

Originally Posted by femaleacid

Always wanted to read it. Read snippets of it and it sounds awesome.

Its not for men to watch porn, its supposed to be a hint to you fella's

FFS, we dont do hints!
If you want nookey then get naked and sit on us. Picking up a raunchy book and reading it while we're watching TV doesn't register **** to us.

Never ever understood that! women complain so much that we "didnt get the hint" then cant see the irony in not deducing that they should maybe stop dropping them and revert to actually telling us what it is they want/need/require/desire.
If i need to spell it out; WOMEN, GET THE HINT! MEN DON'T GET HINTS!!!"

[Dave20046]

Agreed


... particularly the naked bit